# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/601 "2018-06-13T18:50:32Z")
It could of been any one of these; John Q.Public, Mr.Nobody, Joe Blow, or John Doe. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/602 "2018-06-13T20:31:40Z")
I never believed those rumors that Pocahontas was just a murderous ho. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/603 "2018-06-14T06:37:16Z")
Did they even have “hos” back in those days? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/604 "2018-06-14T06:53:13Z")
Well, there are no more Ho-Hos, whereas Ding-Dongs remain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/605 "2018-06-14T14:41:34Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Well, there are no more Ho-Hos, whereas Ding-Dongs remain. Doesn’t rhyme with the previous post. Playing off “days”: They probably didn’t call them that, even if they were good lays. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/606 "2018-06-14T15:28:53Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Well, there are no more Ho-Hos, whereas Ding-Dongs remain. So we replace a whore name with a penis name. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/607 "2018-06-15T04:03:34Z")
Sure, but we get to continue the game. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/608 "2018-06-15T04:19:34Z")
I am beginning to think this is a hijack. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/609 "2018-06-15T04:29:59Z")
So let’s make an attempt to get back on track. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/610 "2018-06-15T04:48:03Z")
I read the news today, oh boy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/611 "2018-06-15T05:05:44Z")
Don’t be coy. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/612 "2018-06-15T05:47:28Z")
Some people were late and I got mad. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/613 "2018-06-15T08:54:06Z")
Late people are really bad. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/614 "2018-06-15T13:11:14Z")
Better late than never, as the old saying goes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/615 "2018-06-15T14:51:32Z")
And now I gotta blow my nose. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/616 "2018-06-15T14:53:29Z")
I hope you have not come down with a cold. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/617 "2018-06-15T15:04:40Z")
Thanks, but probably not; it may be mold. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/618 "2018-06-16T01:34:42Z")
I hate those pesky allergic reactions. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/619 "2018-06-16T04:09:07Z")
As much as I hate all those Italian political factions. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/620 "2018-06-16T04:57:41Z")
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