# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/641 "2018-06-18T22:47:48Z")
How the heck should I know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/642 "2018-06-19T00:22:51Z")
Well, is the weather outside quite frightful? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/643 "2018-06-19T05:30:19Z")
I tell ya now, ain’t ACs delightful? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/644 "2018-06-19T05:33:09Z")
It’s a delight to be cool, but I do dread the bill. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/645 "2018-06-19T05:38:45Z")
Just stay cool until. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/646 "2018-06-19T06:56:44Z")
Here, we’re expecting another day of rain. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/647 "2018-06-19T13:04:43Z")
Reaching triple digits today - heat drives me insane! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/648 "2018-06-19T13:20:31Z")
I’m going to an Indians baseball game with my family tonight ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/649 "2018-06-19T14:14:58Z")
It’s Mineral Day at the park so I’m bringing my sample of anorthite. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/650 "2018-06-19T20:50:35Z")
Hoping to see an old friend later this week. ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/651 "2018-06-20T03:28:12Z")
There never was spinach, stuck in her beak. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/652 "2018-06-20T03:33:15Z")
Is birds eating spinach really a thing? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/653 "2018-06-20T03:33:27Z")
Is that a bird that you know? ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/654 "2018-06-20T03:34:56Z")
Not an avian that I would show! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/655 "2018-06-20T03:53:55Z")
Always make sure there wasn’t a post right before yours, **Beck**. Trying again: Is birds eating spinach really a thing? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/656 "2018-06-20T04:22:36Z")
I once saw a seagull with kale in its wing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/657 "2018-06-20T04:24:30Z")
(Our posts were literally made at the same time) Spinach, kale, this is about greens. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/658 "2018-06-20T05:32:12Z")
Greens also include peas, broccoli, and beans. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/659 "2018-06-20T10:42:15Z")
Don’t forget collards, beet tops and chard. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/660 "2018-06-20T12:07:47Z")
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