# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/661 "2018-06-20T13:41:58Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > (Our posts were literally made at the same time)… Preview or Go Advanced will show you a simulpost. Next: Bacon _and_ lard - do you really need them both? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/662 "2018-06-20T20:40:47Z")
Constructive criticism - oh, what growth. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/663 "2018-06-20T21:54:43Z")
I learned my lesson! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/664 "2018-06-21T02:23:39Z")
Today’s lunch was from the delicatessen. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/665 "2018-06-21T02:54:52Z")
Spoons, I am so glad you found a rhyme, I was beginning to regret my post. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/666 "2018-06-21T03:37:17Z")
And not a bad one at all, if I may boast. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/667 "2018-06-21T03:49:14Z")
You’re on a roll tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/668 "2018-06-21T05:08:59Z")
Wouldn’t a hero make for bigger bites? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/669 "2018-06-21T05:35:47Z")
In some places, a hero roll is called a sub. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/670 "2018-06-21T06:21:29Z")
Well you’re my hero, bub! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/671 "2018-06-21T06:27:07Z")
Aw, thanks, **Beck**. Hope that tomorrow, you have a great day! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/672 "2018-06-21T11:28:31Z")
Hope you don’t get stuck in the path of a freight train. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/673 "2018-06-21T12:06:10Z")
Or that you wander aimlessly into an abattoir. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/674 "2018-06-21T13:26:56Z")
I’d rather wander aimlessly into a bar. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/675 "2018-06-22T04:13:08Z")
an get a Markers Mark on ice. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/676 "2018-06-22T04:19:45Z")
That would be nice. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/677 "2018-06-22T13:45:31Z")
How dry do you like your martini? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/678 "2018-06-22T15:55:21Z")
I don’t care, as long as I’m served it in a bikini. ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/679 "2018-06-22T19:14:39Z")
Makin’ up jokes about bicycle spokes and red balloons ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/680 "2018-06-22T19:31:58Z")
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