# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/681 "2018-06-22T19:55:22Z")
I am sitting here watching it rain. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/682 "2018-06-24T05:38:40Z")
Following Thread Games is keeping me sane. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/683 "2018-06-24T06:54:57Z")
Sanity is way over rated. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/684 "2018-06-24T20:33:13Z")
Especially if your community is gated. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/685 "2018-06-24T21:03:03Z")
The Jehovah Witnesses are knocking at your door. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/686 "2018-06-24T21:21:16Z")
They should look elsewhere, as I am poor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/687 "2018-06-24T21:22:41Z")
It’s not your money they want - it’s your soul! ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/688 "2018-06-25T01:58:32Z")
Money, or anything else, I’m in the hole. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/689 "2018-06-25T02:30:03Z")
When I am in church I’ll light a candle. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/690 "2018-06-25T03:32:22Z")
Do it respectfully; don’t be a vandal. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/691 "2018-06-25T04:48:41Z")
Just this morning I went to church! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/692 "2018-06-25T05:02:30Z")
For your Sunday best, did you search? ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/693 "2018-06-26T06:13:51Z")
I sit in the choir loft: it’s quite a perch! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/694 "2018-06-26T07:54:11Z")
I love singing hymns. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/695 "2018-06-26T15:02:25Z")
maybe in church, but not gyms ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/696 "2018-06-26T17:47:59Z")
( **Beck** , you shoulda done another “erch” rhyme) Everyone loves it when I sing ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/697 "2018-06-26T17:50:23Z")
Are you sure they can hear a thing? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/698 "2018-06-26T17:51:06Z")
You’re so right. I will try harder. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/699 "2018-06-26T22:34:55Z")
**EH** is watching; he’s trying to guard 'er. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/700 "2018-06-27T02:56:11Z")
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