# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/701 "2018-06-27T02:59:09Z")
Set in the West, it’s got too much dirt… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/702 "2018-06-27T03:56:13Z")
Sad to watch my team lose the baseball game. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/703 "2018-06-27T04:09:02Z")
“If they don’t win it’s a shame.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/704 "2018-06-27T04:30:58Z")
I smell a skunk! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/705 "2018-06-27T04:32:33Z")
Skunk scent is one gawdawful funk! ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/706 "2018-06-27T06:15:26Z")
And it will leave car or house stunk! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/707 "2018-06-27T06:52:45Z")
On smelliness? It’s a slam dunk! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/708 "2018-06-27T13:50:58Z")
Do those little bichromatic critters enjoy crunk? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/709 "2018-06-27T14:56:45Z")
They do not enjoy such, I’d have thunk. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/710 "2018-06-27T16:16:55Z")
Those whose thoughts differ are full of bunk! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/711 "2018-06-27T17:35:00Z")
Want some stinky cheese? I have a hunk. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/712 "2018-06-27T17:43:28Z")
NO, my life is too full of junk. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/713 "2018-06-27T17:46:05Z")
Won’t eat the cheese? Sorry I am a punk! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/714 "2018-06-27T18:04:05Z")
Perhaps with proper religious training you could become a monk. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/715 "2018-06-28T00:58:16Z")
That’s eleven–now twelve–rhymes with “unk.” ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/716 "2018-06-28T03:35:22Z")
My life chances are truly sunk. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/717 "2018-06-28T03:49:07Z")
Meanwhile, my sink is full of gunk. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/718 "2018-06-28T04:01:39Z")
I heard it hit bottom, it went " plunk". ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/719 "2018-06-28T05:17:26Z")
Ok, Ok, I’ll be the party pooper to break it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/720 "2018-06-28T05:48:23Z")
Thank you, **boson** ; I’m sure we’ll gladly take it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=37)