# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/741 "2018-06-29T23:17:39Z")
So, how does everyone’s weekend look? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/742 "2018-06-29T23:29:17Z")
I intend in finishing my book. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/743 "2018-06-29T23:31:55Z")
I should clean my basement, by hook or by crook ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/744 "2018-06-30T00:26:55Z")
I’ll be damned if I’m going to cook. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/745 "2018-06-30T00:41:08Z")
I’m hoping to get a flounder on my hook. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/746 "2018-06-30T00:51:57Z")
Don’t give me that look. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/747 "2018-06-30T00:56:31Z")
Why, whatever do you mean? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/748 "2018-06-30T01:49:33Z")
So you’ve never had a basement to clean? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/749 "2018-06-30T02:07:35Z")
I’d tell you what _I_ have to do, but it’s obscene. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/750 "2018-06-30T02:17:15Z")
Oh, curtsy to the Queen. ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/751 "2018-06-30T03:11:23Z")
Unless you don’t want to be seen. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/752 "2018-06-30T03:48:13Z")
I’ll give attention to my big toes or what’s in between. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/753 "2018-06-30T04:05:52Z")
But…I am royalty! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/754 "2018-06-30T09:33:42Z")
I may head to the sports bar to watch a game on TV. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/755 "2018-07-01T03:44:16Z")
Come back soon, you will be missed. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/756 "2018-07-01T04:37:58Z")
Or maybe during the game you’ll get kissed. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/757 "2018-07-01T04:49:10Z")
If my teams lose I’ll be pissed! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/758 "2018-07-01T05:13:12Z")
Of my team’s losses, would you like a list? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/759 "2018-07-01T06:26:53Z")
The Razorbacks bit the dust in Omaha! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/760 "2018-07-01T09:23:44Z")
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