# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/761 "2018-07-01T17:30:02Z")
I had bad BBQ yesterday! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/762 "2018-07-01T18:41:47Z")
The Hogs were barbecued, they say. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/763 "2018-07-01T20:02:36Z")
For tasty grilled meats I would gladly pay. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/764 "2018-07-01T23:08:03Z")
With salads and beer–that’s the way. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/765 "2018-07-01T23:52:13Z")
It’s America’s birthday this week. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/766 "2018-07-02T01:40:04Z")
It’s picnic fun at its peak. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/767 "2018-07-02T04:16:18Z")
Early, but Happy Fourth to my American friends! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/768 "2018-07-02T14:08:07Z")
Let’s hope this country never ends! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/769 "2018-07-02T14:14:49Z")
We’ll be celebrating the USA’s 250th in just eight years! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/770 "2018-07-02T14:31:24Z")
That’s a whole lot of cookouts and a whole lotta beers ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/771 "2018-07-02T15:36:02Z")
For fireworks, we have to cross the state line. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/772 "2018-07-02T16:31:05Z")
Don’t forget the Mann Act, and things will be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/773 "2018-07-02T16:55:36Z")
But who’ll spend that day reading old patriotic speeches? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/774 "2018-07-02T17:09:57Z")
I am hoping for sweet peaches. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/775 "2018-07-02T17:15:01Z")
Be careful with fireworks and don’t lose a thumb. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/776 "2018-07-02T17:26:28Z")
I’ll have some cherry pie, please, but will pass on the plum. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/777 "2018-07-02T18:03:56Z")
If you cut down an apple tree, please don’t tell a lie ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/778 "2018-07-02T18:08:35Z")
You’re a Yankee doodle dandy, that’s why. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/779 "2018-07-02T19:28:49Z")
Four score and seven years ago, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/780 "2018-07-02T19:59:33Z")
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