# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/61 "2018-04-05T03:11:32Z")
And my left eyelid has developed a twitch ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/62 "2018-04-05T03:34:16Z")
Tis’ time to end my internet browsing ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/63 "2018-04-05T03:53:33Z")
So I walked down to the pub for some carousing ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/64 "2018-04-05T05:35:57Z")
Tell, me, **Buddha** , you still drinking? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/65 "2018-04-05T05:48:12Z")
To whom, Are you speaking? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/66 "2018-04-05T06:59:46Z")
To me, of course… who were _you_ thinking? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/67 "2018-04-05T07:20:29Z")
Look up here, I am winking. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/68 "2018-04-05T10:51:32Z")
My parrot squawked he wanted a cracker. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/69 "2018-04-05T11:43:34Z")
She wouldn’t stop, so I had to whack her. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/70 "2018-04-05T12:55:13Z")
She was a magnificent Norwegian blue. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/71 "2018-04-05T13:13:36Z")
The deposit on the back of my shirt the same hue. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/72 "2018-04-05T13:17:09Z")
She was always for the fjords a-pining. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/73 "2018-04-05T17:43:09Z")
Even when the sun was shing? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/74 "2018-04-05T18:10:18Z")
Sunshine here, but still too cold ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/75 "2018-04-05T19:53:24Z")
and yet me shorts are growing mold. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/76 "2018-04-05T20:09:41Z")
It’s just a process for making cheese. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/77 "2018-04-05T20:33:53Z")
Care to taste a sample? Pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/78 "2018-04-05T20:35:14Z")
If it’s cheese you want, you should say please. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/79 "2018-04-05T21:27:06Z")
Well, give me some; don’t be a tease. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/80 "2018-04-05T21:40:23Z")
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