# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/781 "2018-07-02T20:50:45Z")
Hmm…Oh! Let’s say what I can see ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/782 "2018-07-03T00:45:18Z")
Wasn’t that written by Francis Scott Key? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/783 "2018-07-03T02:06:08Z")
Darn. Just have to look at spacious skies. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/784 "2018-07-03T02:53:50Z")
It’s practically the law that you have to have a burger and fries ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/785 "2018-07-03T03:40:46Z")
The skies will be pop pop pop pop pow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/786 "2018-07-03T04:29:23Z")
It’ll be a great celebration, and how! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/787 "2018-07-03T04:44:39Z")
I’ll be hiding under the bed. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/788 "2018-07-03T13:00:28Z")
with visions of sugar plums dancing in your head. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/789 "2018-07-03T16:55:27Z")
While the fireworks blast and shake the house ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/790 "2018-07-03T17:46:24Z")
All creatures will be stirring, even a mouse. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/791 "2018-07-04T00:43:17Z")
I think ya’ll are confusing Christmas and Independence Day ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/792 "2018-07-04T00:57:35Z")
I"m trying to find a shrink and failing today ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/793 "2018-07-04T01:06:03Z")
Christmas in July? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/794 "2018-07-04T04:03:35Z")
Oh well. It was a nice try. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/795 "2018-07-04T04:08:29Z")
I will accept gifts, though. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/796 "2018-07-04T04:31:23Z")
Is all this humidity affecting your 'fro? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/797 "2018-07-04T07:18:29Z")
Yes, I am kinda wiggy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/798 "2018-07-04T07:24:05Z")
Do you need some pudding that’s figgy? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/799 "2018-07-04T07:56:50Z")
Will you light the fire? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/800 "2018-07-04T08:00:02Z")
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