# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/801 "2018-07-04T08:31:04Z")
I can never tell. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/802 "2018-07-04T09:40:18Z")
**Beck** , it should be clear as a bell. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/803 "2018-07-04T14:19:27Z")
Happy Independence Day to my American friends here! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/804 "2018-07-04T23:16:20Z")
I bet you’re celebrating with ice-cold beer! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/805 "2018-07-04T23:22:56Z")
I shall serve Mint Juleps. ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/806 "2018-07-04T23:36:58Z")
I’ll fertilize the tulips. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/807 "2018-07-05T00:15:09Z")
The USA’s 242nd - isn’t that a trip? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/808 "2018-07-05T01:05:17Z")
(Just wish we had a different captain sailing the ship.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/809 "2018-07-05T01:51:28Z")
Better days are on the horizon. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/810 "2018-07-05T02:24:26Z")
For all, or just the bison? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/811 "2018-07-05T06:20:47Z")
Oh, Spoons, don’t try to buffalo me. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/812 "2018-07-05T07:03:02Z")
Alas the herds no longer roam free. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/813 "2018-07-05T13:56:09Z")
Go to Ted Turner’s restaurant in Atlanta, and you can enjoy bison dishes > **[Ted's Montana Grill](https://www.tedsmontanagrill.com/)** > > Ted's Montana Grill ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/814 "2018-07-05T14:14:58Z")
I must confess that’s not one of my wishes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/815 "2018-07-05T16:35:13Z")
A look at the prices and you’ll know you’ve been buffaloed. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/816 "2018-07-05T17:14:52Z")
They also shorted me a mushroom so now I’m truffle-owed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/817 "2018-07-05T18:20:22Z")
Other than that, how was your meal? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/818 "2018-07-05T18:41:29Z")
Did it feature seafood, such as crabs or eel? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/819 "2018-07-05T21:17:03Z")
I’d rather have sushi. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/820 "2018-07-06T05:34:31Z")
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