# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/821 "2018-07-06T06:01:10Z")
Was the horseradish extra hot? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/822 "2018-07-06T06:16:43Z")
I like hot, alot! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/823 "2018-07-06T07:15:48Z")
I think horseradish goes best with beef. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/824 "2018-07-06T12:08:17Z")
Followed by a little reef’ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/825 "2018-07-06T13:43:28Z")
Accompanied by a side of onion rings ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/826 "2018-07-06T13:56:40Z")
Washed down with a couple of Singapore Slings ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/827 "2018-07-06T16:31:44Z")
Too many though–time to hurl! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/828 "2018-07-06T20:47:23Z")
Thank god I am a tea-totalling girl. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/829 "2018-07-06T23:13:53Z")
Didja’ overdose on coffee? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/830 "2018-07-06T23:34:54Z")
For dessert, perhaps some English toffee? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/831 "2018-07-07T00:16:05Z")
I really think fudge is better. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/832 "2018-07-07T02:59:58Z")
SHE’S GOT FUDGE! GET 'ER!i ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/833 "2018-07-07T04:48:34Z")
No fudge, no toffee–just treacle ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/834 "2018-07-07T04:51:17Z")
Who would Jesus say will inherit the sweets? The meek’ll! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/835 "2018-07-07T04:51:19Z")
That makes my teeth hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/836 "2018-07-07T06:33:18Z")
Better just avoid dessert. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/837 "2018-07-07T12:55:25Z")
Then I’ll want a midnight snack ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/838 "2018-07-07T14:03:49Z")
Maybe some Christmas [crack](https://showmetheyummy.com/christmas-crack-recipe/)? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/839 "2018-07-07T16:22:48Z")
Are you a holiday pusher? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/840 "2018-07-07T20:18:39Z")
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