# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/841 "2018-07-07T23:34:43Z")
Say it loud, I’m stoned and I’m proud! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/842 "2018-07-08T00:21:57Z")
I am on that #9 cloud! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/843 "2018-07-08T02:04:48Z")
Christmas isn’t for five months, yet. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/844 "2018-07-08T06:23:52Z")
Time to plan, for presents to get. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/845 "2018-07-08T06:29:50Z")
Making my list and checking it twice! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/846 "2018-07-08T15:18:39Z")
Santa’s suit’s full of reindeer lice! ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/847 "2018-07-08T15:39:45Z")
My list’ll be of sins, awaiting Rosh haShana ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/848 "2018-07-08T15:48:07Z")
Is she as gorgeous as Anna Akana? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/849 "2018-07-08T15:58:40Z")
Burpo: Is that a real lady? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/850 "2018-07-08T17:51:05Z")
Heard of Google Images, maybe?: [https://www.google.com/search?biw=1842&bih=893&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=R05CW9a\_OYjejwTZ3rPYBg&q=anna+akana&oq=anna+akana&gs\_l=img.3..0l10.159836.161042.0.161418.10.8.0.2.2.0.148.643.5j2.7.0....0...1c.1.64.img..1.9.651...0i67k1.0.ehvrgaja5u8](https://www.google.com/search?biw=1842&bih=893&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=R05CW9a_OYjejwTZ3rPYBg&q=anna+akana&oq=anna+akana&gs_l=img.3..0l10.159836.161042.0.161418.10.8.0.2.2.0.148.643.5j2.7.0....0...1c.1.64.img..1.9.651...0i67k1.0.ehvrgaja5u8) ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/851 "2018-07-08T18:02:52Z")
But, more important, is she a _shiksa_? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/852 "2018-07-09T03:50:33Z")
The kind of girl you might meet at a college mixah? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/853 "2018-07-09T04:03:17Z")
Ah, college. I remember those days. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/854 "2018-07-09T04:19:16Z")
I have changed my ways. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/855 "2018-07-09T11:46:56Z")
Dang, she’s got a purty mouth! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/856 "2018-07-09T16:12:16Z")
I wanna get her in my car, and drive 'way south. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/857 "2018-07-09T16:54:04Z")
To Mexico, free of US law? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/858 "2018-07-09T17:55:37Z")
Nope, to Mobile, so she can meet my Ma ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/859 "2018-07-09T20:43:08Z")
Ma and Pa will be so impressed. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/860 "2018-07-09T21:04:29Z")
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