# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/861 "2018-07-09T23:49:44Z")
Can’t findmy phohne i’m way stressed. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/862 "2018-07-10T02:59:25Z")
Now I am feeling pressed. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/863 "2018-07-10T03:21:03Z")
Becks, what’s your beef with _ **Elendil’s** _ plans? ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/864 "2018-07-10T04:01:57Z")
I’m worried more about his or her hands! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/865 "2018-07-10T04:44:43Z")
Can’t fool any of you guys. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/866 "2018-07-10T05:55:07Z")
But we’re suckers for friendly "Hi!"s. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/867 "2018-07-10T06:05:11Z")
Well then, here’s a grand ‘Hello!’🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/868 "2018-07-10T06:50:31Z")
That’s welcome too, don’tcha know? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/869 "2018-07-10T15:14:57Z")
I’m a “him,” **Charma** , and my hands are the best ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/870 "2018-07-10T15:18:37Z")
Be careful, lest you’re put to the test ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/871 "2018-07-10T17:59:21Z")
If so, I’m sure he will approach it with zest. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/872 "2018-07-10T18:30:31Z")
Once you’ve seen my paws, baby, you’ll forget the rest ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/873 "2018-07-10T21:35:49Z")
Keep your booger-pickers to yourself, Mister ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/874 "2018-07-11T04:54:02Z")
Who’s gonna stop me - your sister? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/875 "2018-07-11T04:58:57Z")
I had to do some visiting at the hospital today. ---
**Author:** ![Club\_33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Club\_33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Club_33)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/876 "2018-07-11T05:01:26Z")
But I looked so bad, they asked me to stay. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/877 "2018-07-11T05:33:48Z")
My friend said his higher power was his group. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/878 "2018-07-11T05:39:16Z")
That info is a real coup. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/879 "2018-07-11T06:06:52Z")
Today, we had a torrential rain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/880 "2018-07-11T13:26:07Z")
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