# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/881 "2018-07-11T16:43:58Z")
I’ve got to get off now and do some typing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/882 "2018-07-12T04:41:20Z")
And later, maybe, some Skyping? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/883 "2018-07-12T05:42:30Z")
It’s always good to keep in touch. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/884 "2018-07-12T07:21:41Z")
Texting is such a crutch. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/885 "2018-07-12T08:09:06Z")
I’m old-fashioned. I like to talk. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/886 "2018-07-12T15:15:10Z")
If making stir-fry, do you use a wok? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/887 "2018-07-13T01:23:52Z")
I have done it in a regular skillet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/888 "2018-07-13T03:43:48Z")
I’d love to have some stir-fry of Lombardy Pudding Elk, but first I’d have to find and kill it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/889 "2018-07-13T04:57:43Z")
Now, I’m getting hungry. Wonder what I should eat? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/890 "2018-07-13T05:26:06Z")
You can share mine, have a seat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/891 "2018-07-13T07:32:40Z")
Thanks, **Beck**. What’s on the menu today? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/892 "2018-07-13T07:46:13Z")
It’s always club sandwiches on Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/893 "2018-07-13T12:44:27Z")
Could I please have one with a side of fries? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/894 "2018-07-14T04:49:42Z")
You get the prize. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/895 "2018-07-14T05:52:43Z")
Mmm! I’d love a sandwich right about now. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/896 "2018-07-14T06:34:56Z")
I could eat a cow. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/897 "2018-07-14T06:55:56Z")
A change at work: office only cell phones. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/898 "2018-07-14T07:28:19Z")
Clarification needed: are these devices your employer owns? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/899 "2018-07-14T18:29:34Z")
Sounds like they are over bearing. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/900 "2018-07-14T18:54:09Z")
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