# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/901 "2018-07-14T19:28:14Z")
I love hunting for four leaf clovers. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/902 "2018-07-15T06:55:45Z")
If you find one, do you feel good all over? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/903 "2018-07-15T07:09:03Z")
I transplanted a rosemary bush. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/904 "2018-07-16T23:49:35Z")
And then sat me down on my tush. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/905 "2018-07-17T00:36:28Z")
I cooked a Christmas Dinner, in July. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/906 "2018-07-17T00:57:09Z")
Homer says, “No way! You lie!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/907 "2018-07-17T03:18:37Z")
Christmas in July? Sounds like fun! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/908 "2018-07-18T06:00:03Z")
Save some for me. Save a ton! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/909 "2018-07-18T06:17:50Z")
Hey, even in July, I could eat a Christmas ham. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/910 "2018-07-18T06:24:02Z")
I also make a casserole with the humble Yam. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/911 "2018-07-18T14:01:12Z")
A yam is just a weird kind of potato, right? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/912 "2018-07-18T14:32:19Z")
The Irish left because of the potato blight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/913 "2018-07-18T16:25:29Z")
Glad so many of them came here before the Civil War, to help with the fight! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/914 "2018-07-19T23:36:59Z")
And many did not go gentle into that good night. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/915 "2018-07-20T03:20:06Z")
The preceding was brought to you by Dylan “Spoons” Thomas. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/916 "2018-07-20T04:14:44Z")
Nearly always ready with a rhyme, I promise. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/917 "2018-07-20T13:49:45Z")
Me, I prefer my rhythm sprung, ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/918 "2018-07-20T14:33:20Z")
In which a staccato beat is flung. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/919 "2018-07-20T14:59:08Z")
Basically it’s a kicked vers libre ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/920 "2018-07-20T16:25:24Z")
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