# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/941 "2018-07-22T14:50:31Z")
“Bugler be done?” That grammar annoys. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/942 "2018-07-22T14:52:07Z")
My grandson’s annoyed by his grandma. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/943 "2018-07-22T22:03:04Z")
She won’t let him stalk ladies with a camera? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/944 "2018-07-22T22:12:58Z")
Give him a cookie. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/945 "2018-07-23T04:08:45Z")
And play him a song by Paul Stookey. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/946 "2018-07-23T05:04:07Z")
I don’t think I’ve heard any music by him ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/947 "2018-07-23T05:23:24Z")
Ah, just send him to the gym. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/948 "2018-07-23T05:29:59Z")
Got some laundry done, watched a movie. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/949 "2018-07-23T14:50:02Z")
Did you watch “Jaws?” that film was groovy. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/950 "2018-07-23T15:17:20Z")
I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/951 "2018-07-23T15:25:32Z")
Don’t care how big, as long as it’ll float ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/952 "2018-07-23T21:03:20Z")
Up from a nap, feeling almost fresh. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/953 "2018-07-23T22:17:16Z")
Mr.Wrekker is coming in tonight, he’ll be home, in the flesh:) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/954 "2018-07-23T23:30:40Z")
Nice summer evening; I may take a walk. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/955 "2018-07-24T04:15:41Z")
If you wear a turtleneck, will it be mock? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/956 "2018-07-24T04:49:37Z")
My eyes are watering. I suspect an allergy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/957 "2018-07-24T05:58:21Z")
Forget your troubles; have a daiquiri. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/958 "2018-07-24T06:26:39Z")
Maybe you just have a sad:(. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/959 "2018-07-24T13:19:52Z")
Either: (sad) Emojis drive me mad! or: (face) Time to listen to “Leather and Lace”? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/960 "2018-07-25T04:06:18Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > (sad) Emojis drive me mad! Sadly, they’re more than a passing fad. > [@](#): > > (face) Time to listen to “Leather and Lace”? Never liked that song, and I rest my case. My Wednesday golf game is cancelled tomorrow. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=49)