# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/961 "2018-07-25T04:34:11Z")
I plan a long nap - so no sorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/962 "2018-07-25T04:38:15Z")
My sad:( caused an upheaval. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/963 "2018-07-25T16:37:41Z")
It unloosed the Forces of Evil. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/964 "2018-07-25T17:03:06Z")
Emojis evil? Surely you jest ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/965 "2018-07-25T19:03:54Z")
Come join us for our Emojis Fest! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/966 "2018-07-26T03:21:10Z")
So many emojis! Their number is growing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/967 "2018-07-26T03:35:51Z")
Their use may be slowing. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/968 "2018-07-26T04:02:48Z")
Better to use ASCII characters ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/969 "2018-07-26T04:39:57Z")
And by the time I can digest the ASCII characters I’ll be ready for the caretaker. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/970 "2018-07-26T07:38:54Z")
Well, that’s better than preparing to meet your maker. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/971 "2018-07-26T21:37:17Z")
It would be like heaven to me. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/972 "2018-07-27T03:22:00Z")
Nearly as good as a good long pee? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/973 "2018-07-27T04:33:41Z")
Ah, my cat’s just jumped on the arm of my chair. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/974 "2018-07-27T04:43:03Z")
Did your cat jump with special flair? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/975 "2018-07-27T21:22:39Z")
Or did it miss and fall from there? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/976 "2018-07-28T00:16:46Z")
If my gymnast cat had fallen she would have lost all her hair. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/977 "2018-07-28T05:01:47Z")
Would your gymnast cat run off a bear? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/SdAKxxdRYTE/maxresdefault.jpg "Courageous cat scares bear up tree") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdAKxxdRYTE) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/978 "2018-07-28T05:29:06Z")
That’s an awesome cite, there. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/979 "2018-07-28T09:28:03Z")
My cat’s purring, and she’s still here. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/980 "2018-07-28T18:01:41Z")
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