# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/81 "2018-04-05T21:50:03Z")
My favorite food is honey, it’s made by bees. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/82 "2018-04-05T21:59:52Z")
Especially stirred into hot ginger tea. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/83 "2018-04-05T22:50:10Z")
Can I make it till 7:00? I have to pee. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/84 "2018-04-05T22:54:42Z")
Incontinence strikes one out of seven. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/85 "2018-04-05T22:58:50Z")
Pissed on me shoes, size 11 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/86 "2018-04-06T00:19:39Z")
There’s no question, you’ll not go to heaven. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/87 "2018-04-06T01:02:34Z")
Old baking powder will not leaven. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/88 "2018-04-06T01:04:28Z")
Why? The spirit was willing, just my flesh was weak, ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/89 "2018-04-06T01:09:44Z")
I was planning on just chilling, but the weather was bleak. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/90 "2018-04-06T01:39:03Z")
My new eyepatch fits kind of snugly. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/91 "2018-04-06T01:45:17Z")
It’s too bad that I’m pug fugly. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/92 "2018-04-06T01:49:30Z")
I don’t know a rhyme, except bugly? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/93 "2018-04-06T04:18:34Z")
The weekend’s coming. Got any plans? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/94 "2018-04-06T04:23:57Z")
Teach my baby to walk, while holding her hands. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/95 "2018-04-06T04:25:46Z")
Does she have a baby-sized hook? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/96 "2018-04-06T05:37:16Z")
Not last I had a look. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/97 "2018-04-06T05:44:05Z")
How about a baby peg leg? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/98 "2018-04-06T05:48:29Z")
I read in a book, baby girls don’t come with those. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/99 "2018-04-06T05:53:13Z")
Women with peg-legs–can they wear hose? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/100 "2018-04-06T06:04:14Z")
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