# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/981 "2018-07-28T20:07:46Z")
Oh, I say, is that an Irish Setter? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/982 "2018-07-28T22:18:12Z")
No, a Chow, and you ain’t gonna pet 'er. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/983 "2018-07-28T22:24:12Z")
My Yorkie would enjoy a belly rub. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/984 "2018-07-29T03:07:08Z")
Get in line behind my dogs, Bub. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/985 "2018-07-29T18:57:07Z")
Anybody seen a Scottie pinwheel? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/vDa0z0gEvI4/maxresdefault.jpg "Scottie Pinwheel") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDa0z0gEvI4) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/986 "2018-07-29T20:11:09Z")
The pinwheel of pups gives me a headache. I need a pill. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/987 "2018-07-30T06:27:02Z")
The solution is easy: just own cats. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/988 "2018-07-30T06:37:12Z")
And cute hats. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/989 "2018-07-30T14:26:16Z")
And perhaps some feline spats? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/990 "2018-07-30T18:08:42Z")
I hope they don’t chase rats. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/991 "2018-07-30T18:10:00Z")
If they do it’s no big deal ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/992 "2018-07-30T19:39:36Z")
They are only chasing a meal. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/993 "2018-07-30T20:23:13Z")
Their feetsies are the tastiest ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/994 "2018-07-30T20:25:29Z")
That make rattails the nastiest. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/995 "2018-07-31T03:01:43Z")
Hm, I think I’ve lost my appetite. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/996 "2018-07-31T04:01:14Z")
I agree, quite! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/997 "2018-07-31T04:02:02Z")
Oh, to go camping at the Rodents Galore Campsite! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/998 "2018-07-31T04:49:17Z")
Beware after sunset, when it becomes night. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/999 "2018-07-31T05:09:27Z")
I certainly don’t like the pitter-patter of those feet in the dark! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1000 "2018-07-31T05:55:19Z")
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