# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1001 "2018-07-31T16:45:14Z")
Could be a guy, with a machete, in a hockey mask. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1002 "2018-07-31T17:18:47Z")
I am going home, I have a task! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1003 "2018-07-31T17:19:35Z")
Just what is it that you need to do? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1004 "2018-07-31T23:15:50Z")
Perhaps cook her dinner, through and through? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1005 "2018-08-01T01:57:19Z")
Will your culinary efforts distract her from _The View_? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1006 "2018-08-01T02:52:14Z")
Tomorrow will be the last day of lots of driving. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1007 "2018-08-01T03:12:16Z")
I hope that you’ll be safely arriving. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1008 "2018-08-01T03:37:29Z")
Where are you going? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1009 "2018-08-01T04:34:04Z")
Tell us, 'cause we’re all about knowing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1010 "2018-08-01T14:55:22Z")
And fighting ignorance, am I right? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1011 "2018-08-02T02:08:50Z")
To combat ignorance–that’s our fight! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1012 "2018-08-02T03:07:22Z")
Ignorance is bliss. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1013 "2018-08-02T03:56:50Z")
**Beck** , you’ve been a Doper for a year now, and you think _this_? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1014 "2018-08-02T04:39:21Z")
Maybe we should bring in a mod. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1015 "2018-08-02T04:42:29Z")
I’ll take it back, don’t call a mod, oh god!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1016 "2018-08-02T06:03:34Z")
Gods are there, but this is the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1017 "2018-08-02T06:30:07Z")
Ok, wash my mouth out with soap. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1018 "2018-08-02T16:54:34Z")
I find Palmolive has a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1019 "2018-08-02T17:50:43Z")
Ah, yes a taste to savor. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1020 "2018-08-03T06:36:14Z")
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