# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1021 "2018-08-03T07:07:27Z")
I am afraid it would sting. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1022 "2018-08-03T07:44:51Z")
Probably wouldn’t taste good, too. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1023 "2018-08-03T11:41:08Z")
It would make an awful goo! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1024 "2018-08-03T14:37:43Z")
Manly, yes, but she likes it, too! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1025 "2018-08-03T16:57:20Z")
Excuse me all while I take a poo. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1026 "2018-08-04T07:35:38Z")
Burpo, you are so funny! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1027 "2018-08-06T04:03:17Z")
You’re every Doper’s little honey. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1028 "2018-08-06T05:10:42Z")
He’s the bees knees. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1029 "2018-08-06T13:12:59Z")
And knows how to please ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1030 "2018-08-06T15:44:05Z")
And his juggling skills? Like, wow, man! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1031 "2018-08-06T16:04:36Z")
As Bart would say, “don’t have a cow, man.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1032 "2018-08-06T17:35:48Z")
Even better is his skill with a rhyme ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1033 "2018-08-06T17:40:43Z")
He’s a poet, and didn’t know it, everytime. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1034 "2018-08-06T18:25:00Z")
And can make a refreshing summer drink of lemon and lime. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1035 "2018-08-06T21:59:32Z")
I will never–EVER–resort to mime. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1036 "2018-08-06T22:27:23Z")
Good to hear that; it’s a relief. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1037 "2018-08-06T22:48:52Z")
If you did there’d be no end to the grief. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1038 "2018-08-06T23:40:33Z")
You could always take your show on the road. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1039 "2018-08-07T04:09:08Z")
But stick to the pavement; the lawn’s just been mowed. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1040 "2018-08-07T12:11:23Z")
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