# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1041 "2018-08-07T20:01:55Z")
And you don’t want that. He can be foul. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1042 "2018-08-07T21:42:18Z")
I happen to like squinty staring ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1043 "2018-08-07T23:56:08Z")
If you wink it might result in a pairing. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1044 "2018-08-08T05:28:45Z")
So hot today, the birds were raining sweat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1045 "2018-08-08T05:55:13Z")
Not really a problem, unless you’ve got a bird as a pet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1046 "2018-08-08T05:57:50Z")
I kinda want a tiny little bird umbrella. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1047 "2018-08-08T14:28:30Z")
Why encumber the little fella? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1048 "2018-08-08T19:50:03Z")
Would a bird really want such a thing? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1049 "2018-08-08T22:04:19Z")
As long as it opens on the wing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1050 "2018-08-08T23:26:18Z")
Nah, I just want it for my rum drink. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1051 "2018-08-09T03:13:44Z")
A tropical cocktail, I would think. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1052 "2018-08-09T03:38:15Z")
“Do you like Pina coladas?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1053 "2018-08-09T04:31:56Z")
No, I prefer Bud Light Cheladas. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1054 "2018-08-09T14:51:55Z")
I’ve never had one; do they cost a lot? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1055 "2018-08-09T16:11:42Z")
Maybe, but one bottle, and you’ll get lost a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1056 "2018-08-09T17:59:15Z")
Does a word really rhyme with itself, **Knowed Out**? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1057 "2018-08-09T18:45:52Z")
Can we rank on **Knowed Out** for this? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1058 "2018-08-09T18:59:30Z")
“Lost a lot” rhymes with “cost a lot.” Did you expect an ocelot? or maybe Sir Lancelot? Are rhyming phrases legal or not? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1059 "2018-08-09T19:03:55Z")
;)Hey Knowed out, do you rhyme alot? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1060 "2018-08-09T19:48:16Z")
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