# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1061 "2018-08-10T00:13:43Z")
What do you say we get back on track? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1062 "2018-08-10T00:34:04Z")
I petted a stray cat today. It was solid black. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1063 "2018-08-10T02:32:47Z")
Poor stray kitty! Hope it finds a home. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1064 "2018-08-10T04:50:12Z")
I was angry today. Started to foam. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1065 "2018-08-10T05:31:22Z")
Have you had all your shots? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1066 "2018-08-10T12:35:22Z")
Vaccinations? I’ve had lots. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1067 "2018-08-10T13:03:47Z")
Speaking of which, the season of the flu is nigh. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1068 "2018-08-10T17:35:12Z")
All will suffer, fail and die. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1069 "2018-08-10T20:20:41Z")
As long as it isn’t Captain Trips. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1070 "2018-08-10T20:38:36Z")
Oh, no! Keep that disease off your lips. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1071 "2018-08-10T21:45:38Z")
Run if you see the Walking Dude. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1072 "2018-08-10T21:50:10Z")
At work last night it was quite a sight Two tandem gits passed a counterfeit. It’s really a pain, don’t know how to explain To the corporate suits this phony loot. Bookkeeping software? It don’t care It just screams and hollers “Retail fools lost a hundred dollars” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1073 "2018-08-11T02:23:22Z")
To not rhyme with the line right before yours, you must have quite a 'tude. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1074 "2018-08-11T02:46:08Z")
Broomies on a roll. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1075 "2018-08-11T07:02:11Z")
Yes, but we know her well. She’s not a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1076 "2018-08-11T07:59:59Z")
My face is roasting, 'twas a delay in posting. Too busy typing and proofreading Little birds chasing while typos correcting Too many things doing and not enough previewing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1077 "2018-08-11T17:05:50Z")
Well, if you also eat while you post, at least finish chewing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1078 "2018-08-11T17:20:12Z")
Broomies a real poet, unlike us one-line hacks. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1079 "2018-08-12T05:25:54Z")
Well, she sure took it to the max. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1080 "2018-08-12T05:49:57Z")
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