# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1081 "2018-08-12T06:08:38Z")
I can only think of the obvious rhymes like, pine, sign, and Hollywood and Vine. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1082 "2018-08-12T20:14:54Z")
Coworkers not on time? The fault is not mine. Missing name tag Busted wine bag Snapped off key in lock Ran out of stock For the weekend sale It’s retail fail! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1083 "2018-08-12T20:47:02Z")
Time to set sail. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1084 "2018-08-12T22:37:28Z")
Because when things go wrong, it’s time to wail. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1085 "2018-08-13T08:02:36Z")
Life is a beach, put your troubles in a pail. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1086 "2018-08-14T01:10:03Z")
My boat’s sprung a leak, it’s time to bail. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1087 "2018-08-14T02:05:55Z")
That green stuff, chuck it overboard, I ain’t eatin’ no stinkin’ kale. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1088 "2018-08-14T12:44:24Z")
My doggy gets her heartworm pill tonight ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1089 "2018-08-14T13:39:23Z")
These Franklin bills ain’t right… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1090 "2018-08-15T02:16:06Z")
Benjamins? Wish I had some of those. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1091 "2018-08-15T04:10:03Z")
I have pink sparkly toes!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1092 "2018-08-15T17:33:21Z")
Do you have glitter on your cheeks? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1093 "2018-08-16T05:14:35Z")
Of which cheeks do you speaks? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1094 "2018-08-16T06:38:29Z")
The question is, “Whose?” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1095 "2018-08-17T11:56:10Z")
And is this before or after drinking booze? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1096 "2018-08-18T03:40:22Z")
It’s a party! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1097 "2018-08-20T06:16:52Z")
But rather subdued. This crowd’s too arty. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1098 "2018-08-20T18:14:58Z")
Don’t eat too many beans, or you’ll be all farty. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1099 "2018-08-21T06:31:47Z")
Does anybody remember Billy Barty? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1100 "2018-08-21T06:35:04Z")
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