# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1121 "2018-08-27T04:15:42Z")
Or go to Nawlins for your boy, po-. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1122 "2018-08-27T04:43:52Z")
I really enjoy the food at a New York deli. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1123 "2018-08-27T05:29:25Z")
Not likely to go where the streets are smelly. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1124 "2018-08-27T08:29:48Z")
The best dives are in the back alleys. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1125 "2018-08-27T14:04:07Z")
Where they’ll enjoy your occasional witty sallies. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1126 "2018-08-27T14:25:38Z")
Sally will show you a good time for a tenner. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1127 "2018-08-27T16:57:29Z")
So what? My real turn-on is the new Bruce Jenner. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1128 "2018-08-27T17:15:50Z")
Speaking of Olympics, where’s the next one? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1129 "2018-08-27T19:44:32Z")
Want to go to Tokyo for some Olympian fun? > **[2020 Summer Olympics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Summer_Olympics)** > > The 2020 Summer Olympics (Japanese: 2020年夏季オリンピック, Hepburn: Nisen Nijū-nen Kaki Orinpikku), officially the Games of the XXXII Olympiad (第三十二回オリンピック競技大会, Dai Sanjūni-kai Orinpikku Kyōgi Taikai) and also known as Tokyo 2020 (東京2020, Tōkyō Nii Zero Nii Zero), was an international multi-sport event held from 23 July to 8 August 2021 in Tokyo, Japan, with some preliminary events that began on 21 July 2021. Tokyo was selected as the host city during the 125th IOC Session in Buenos Aires, Argentina, ... ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1130 "2018-08-27T20:04:55Z")
Will Sally or Bruce be there? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1131 "2018-08-27T21:14:41Z")
If so, it should be quite an affair. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1132 "2018-08-29T15:55:04Z")
Lgbtqwerty? [vbull doesn’t give all caps…] ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1133 "2018-08-29T17:00:29Z")
Must you always talk so dirty? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1134 "2018-08-29T17:56:56Z")
Well, it was _a propos_, ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1135 "2018-08-29T18:58:43Z")
Why you’d say that, I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1136 "2018-08-30T20:02:19Z")
Open your eyes, man, see the world whole. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1137 "2018-09-02T03:20:58Z")
I closed my eyes and walked into a pole. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1138 "2018-09-02T21:23:30Z")
You have no soul. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1139 "2018-09-03T00:44:40Z")
But we’re on a roll. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1140 "2018-09-03T02:31:41Z")
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