# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1161 "2018-09-07T03:24:12Z")
For investing advice, there’s always Standard & Poor’s. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1162 "2018-09-07T03:26:22Z")
Still itchy from yesterday’s allergy testing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1163 "2018-09-07T03:29:30Z")
The river is cresting. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1164 "2018-09-08T05:07:58Z")
I hope the local birds will seek higher ground when they get around to nesting. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1165 "2018-09-08T05:55:44Z")
Meanwhile, my cats are quietly resting. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1166 "2018-09-08T08:21:20Z")
My cats are hissing and spitting. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1167 "2018-09-08T18:10:25Z")
Have they calmed down by now, and napping or sitting? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1168 "2018-09-08T18:56:04Z")
They’ve had their snack, so now we’re all happy! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1169 "2018-09-08T21:11:57Z")
Well, slap my ass and call me Pappy! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1170 "2018-09-10T04:42:48Z")
My grandson and I played with sidewalk chalk. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1171 "2018-09-10T05:14:26Z")
I hope playtime wasn’t cut short by the clock. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1172 "2018-09-10T13:55:01Z")
After that, did you go for a nice walk? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1173 "2018-09-10T14:27:23Z")
Did you fill the cracks with caulk? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1174 "2018-09-10T17:16:26Z")
I am doing laundry. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1175 "2018-09-10T18:11:53Z")
Easy day at work; I’m not facing a quandary. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1176 "2018-09-11T04:22:06Z")
If you lived near a quarry, would you throw things in? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1177 "2018-09-11T13:30:12Z")
I would first toss the crow king’s kin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1178 "2018-09-11T19:35:24Z")
A crow has wings but not a single fin. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1179 "2018-09-11T20:36:07Z")
All the crows cawing? What a din! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1180 "2018-09-11T22:31:19Z")
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