# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/101 "2018-04-06T11:52:53Z")
So they give them away-- to their sons ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/102 "2018-04-06T11:55:35Z")
I am now ready for that brat Peter Pan ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/103 "2018-04-06T12:01:22Z")
A wearer of hosiery; a fine young man ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/104 "2018-04-06T17:20:46Z")
A little…fey…if you know what I mean ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/105 "2018-04-06T18:51:30Z")
Robin Hood, his hosiery was green. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/106 "2018-04-06T19:55:18Z")
The lady at the counter has blue hair ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/107 "2018-04-06T20:36:28Z")
But her face? O me droogies - 'tis fairer than fair! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/108 "2018-04-06T21:01:08Z")
It’s the style that has me staring. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/109 "2018-04-06T21:14:17Z")
WTF is that she’s wearing? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/110 "2018-04-06T21:15:29Z")
See-thru bras are brash, not daring. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/111 "2018-04-06T21:17:42Z")
That’s too much info, why are you sharing? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/112 "2018-04-07T02:34:09Z")
Her green eyes were quite captivating ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/113 "2018-04-07T02:38:35Z")
I’d love to take her roller skating ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/114 "2018-04-07T02:40:58Z")
Don’t fall at the rink, you could break a bone. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/115 "2018-04-07T03:15:23Z")
Who me? It’s for my superhuman strength I’m chiefly known. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/116 "2018-04-07T04:13:00Z")
I can lift a Volkswagen over my head ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/117 "2018-04-07T06:15:39Z")
What color is the car? Blue, Yellow or Red? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/118 "2018-04-07T15:27:57Z")
I call her the Black Beauty. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/119 "2018-04-07T17:59:30Z")
Some think that’s a bit snooty. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/120 "2018-04-07T19:33:52Z")
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