# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1201 "2018-09-24T07:31:54Z")
I’ll bet it’s a house that nobody wanted. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1202 "2018-09-26T01:15:40Z")
Could the Ghostbusters help? They are much-vaunted. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1203 "2018-09-26T02:11:36Z")
Slimer hates it when he’s taunted! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1204 "2018-09-26T02:23:15Z")
I’ll just say “boo!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1205 "2018-09-26T03:56:48Z")
And he will say it back to you. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1206 "2018-09-27T05:14:05Z")
I feel like a good cry, boo hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1207 "2018-09-27T06:28:42Z")
Why? What did anybody do? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1208 "2018-10-01T03:18:00Z")
I think it’s safe to say I cause my own issues. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1209 "2018-10-01T03:56:53Z")
Oh! Well then, want some tissues? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1210 "2018-10-01T05:02:44Z")
I’ll take a hanky. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1211 "2018-10-01T05:40:51Z")
All I’ve got is Kleenex, so don’t get cranky. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1212 "2018-10-01T06:08:35Z")
I prefer puffs. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1213 "2018-10-01T06:53:05Z")
I find they have too many fluffs. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1214 "2018-10-02T15:16:19Z")
Who cares how you wipe, just so long as you do. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1215 "2018-10-02T15:35:38Z")
If I were a cow, I’d probably not wipe but moo. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1216 "2018-10-02T23:36:57Z")
Could you post on this board, if you were a cow? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1217 "2018-10-03T01:46:44Z")
If I were and I did, would you say “Wow”? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1218 "2018-10-03T02:03:55Z")
I knew a posting sow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1219 "2018-10-03T08:03:20Z")
A posting pig? But how? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1220 "2018-10-03T15:33:13Z")
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