# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1241 "2018-10-25T05:51:17Z")
I got through stress today without any beers. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1242 "2018-10-25T06:24:06Z")
How special for you. Now go drink. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1243 "2018-10-25T06:53:10Z")
But what beer? Can you provide a link? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1244 "2018-10-26T05:12:37Z")
Abita is big here. Or any that’s craft. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1245 "2018-10-26T08:26:09Z")
So Budweiser fans are seen as daft? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1246 "2018-10-27T05:59:36Z")
It’s on draft. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2018, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1247 "2018-10-28T04:11:57Z")
Does it go well with cheese by Kraft? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1248 "2018-10-28T04:15:25Z")
Well, everything usually does. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1249 "2018-10-29T02:55:00Z")
Unless the cheese is covered in fuzz. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1250 "2018-10-29T03:08:33Z")
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1251 "2018-10-29T03:28:33Z")
I suppose now you want to know about his hair? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1252 "2018-10-29T04:55:00Z")
Isn’t he about to hibernate? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1253 "2018-10-29T06:02:11Z")
A bear bed head is what I hate. ---
**Author:** ![Cartercat70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cartercat70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartercat70)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1254 "2018-10-30T10:14:49Z")
Tangled and teased bed head, why all the fuss? Bears with big paws make magnificent beauticians. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1255 "2018-10-31T05:02:45Z")
But their big paws make them lousy musicians. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1256 "2018-10-31T05:38:48Z")
They do have a good vocal range. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1257 "2018-10-31T07:34:15Z")
Yes, and you know what? I find that strange. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1258 "2018-11-01T05:14:15Z")
I’m planning to take part in a sleep study. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1259 "2018-11-02T06:31:54Z")
So you’ll be catching some Z’s, ol’ buddy? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1260 "2018-11-02T12:47:12Z")
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