# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1321 "2018-12-22T07:20:00Z")
That didn’t please the hapless Sarge. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1322 "2018-12-22T08:10:04Z")
Was he courtmartialed, what was the charge?? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1323 "2018-12-22T08:51:29Z")
I’m not quite sure, but Beetle beat it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1324 "2018-12-23T05:04:11Z")
That’s a hard days night, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1325 "2018-12-23T05:29:38Z")
C’mon, let’s keep the rhymes pure. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1326 "2018-12-23T06:56:37Z")
( crap, I keep screwing up the rhyme) I need to take a cure. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1327 "2018-12-25T02:48:21Z")
Hold your cat; feel her warm fur. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1328 "2018-12-25T02:51:57Z")
Two are in my lap. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1329 "2018-12-25T05:19:39Z")
Keeping you from presents to wrap? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1330 "2018-12-25T05:26:21Z")
You, Sir speak the truth. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1331 "2018-12-25T06:54:44Z")
As I learned to do, back in my youth. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2018, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1332 "2018-12-27T08:54:43Z")
Can we talk? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1333 "2018-12-28T05:54:49Z")
Yes, talk that talk. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2018, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1334 "2018-12-28T07:41:08Z")
About what shall we speak? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2018, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1335 "2018-12-28T08:09:19Z")
I have secrets, we’ll have to sneak. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2018, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1336 "2018-12-28T08:18:33Z")
Ah, secrets. In whispers, we’ll communicate? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2018, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1337 "2018-12-28T09:02:32Z")
We could start a scandal and get everyone in a state;) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2018, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1338 "2018-12-28T09:20:53Z")
**Beck** , a made-up scandal? That’s not my style. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1339 "2018-12-28T20:25:30Z")
Oh, come on, it could be fun for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2018, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1340 "2018-12-29T08:56:46Z")
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