# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2018, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1341 "2018-12-29T09:50:19Z")
Come on, Spoons, it’ll be fun. You be the bank robber and I’ll be your gun moll. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1342 "2018-12-30T07:17:00Z")
Okay, I’ll admit I laughed at that. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1343 "2018-12-30T07:33:56Z")
I want to be called Gun Moll Cat. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1344 "2018-12-30T08:01:56Z")
Would this by the line That starts a new Couplet? ETA: I was not trying to rhyme “couplet” with “cat” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1345 "2018-12-30T08:47:48Z")
That’s a safe bet. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1346 "2018-12-30T10:04:16Z")
I’m lost. Where are we? What’s the couplet now? Confused. Should I, unlike Bart Simpson, have a cow? Or merely watch the developing thread? (A prospect, I’ll admit, I kind of dread.) Oh, why don’t we just keep on rhyming; We’ll hit the heights; we’ll keep on climbing, Why don’t we just keep going as we were? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2019, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1347 "2019-01-02T07:40:37Z")
I’m in a blur. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2019, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1348 "2019-01-02T11:29:19Z")
My dogs made it hard to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1349 "2019-01-02T13:46:51Z")
By contrast, mine barely made a peep ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2019, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1350 "2019-01-02T20:17:59Z")
Perhaps he was busy counting sheep? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1351 "2019-01-03T05:35:40Z")
If dogs do that, it’s quite a leap. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1352 "2019-01-03T06:47:44Z")
They would rather drive the sheep. Not sure how the dog shifts gears. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1353 "2019-01-03T06:50:34Z")
2019 reminds me that I’m getting on in years. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1354 "2019-01-03T09:51:51Z")
Life goes on and we get old. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1355 "2019-01-03T14:36:56Z")
Until I turned on my space heater, I confess, my toes were a little cold. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1356 "2019-01-04T07:31:54Z")
I just put on socks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1357 "2019-01-04T19:31:21Z")
With my bagel I’d like some lox. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1358 "2019-01-04T20:04:00Z")
I’ll take a donut with jelly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1359 "2019-01-04T21:07:54Z")
Mmm, that would go nicely in my belly! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1360 "2019-01-06T04:59:24Z")
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