# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1361 "2019-01-06T09:34:10Z")
Properly made, so it isn’t goo. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1362 "2019-01-06T19:08:45Z")
Before it’s steak, does a cow go “moo”? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1363 "2019-01-06T19:57:57Z")
The ones I know, do. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1364 "2019-01-09T04:55:28Z")
We’re starting to sound like a Speak-n-Spell. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1365 "2019-01-09T04:59:22Z")
Do tell! ( I haven’t heard of speak n spell in years) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1366 "2019-01-09T05:23:27Z")
“The cow goes moo, the duck goes quack…” (Hey, **Beck** , I recently found a place that is selling Etch-a-Sketches. I’m tempted to get one, just for fun.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1367 "2019-01-09T05:41:44Z")
Jump back! ( but etch-a-sketch isn’t fun. They make me mad) ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1368 "2019-01-09T05:42:00Z")
I’m trying to strengthen up my back. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1369 "2019-01-10T06:22:15Z")
Muscle tone is what you lack. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1370 "2019-01-11T06:05:36Z")
So do you think the poster should go to the gym? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1371 "2019-01-12T06:16:20Z")
The chances that I’d go there are slim. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1372 "2019-01-12T06:29:18Z")
Slimness is what you’re shooting for. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1373 "2019-01-13T06:23:56Z")
Lack of slimness- can fit thru the door. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1374 "2019-01-14T07:55:29Z")
And don’t look in the mirror. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1375 "2019-01-22T21:32:52Z")
Tough one from **Beck**. Everybody, fear 'er! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1376 "2019-01-22T22:52:20Z")
Your message simply could not be clearer. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1377 "2019-01-22T23:11:40Z")
That’s the way to burn her. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1378 "2019-01-23T04:45:51Z")
Yeah, that’ll learn 'er! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1379 "2019-01-23T05:04:15Z")
Enjoying a jigsaw puzzle. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1380 "2019-01-23T06:26:44Z")
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