# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/121 "2018-04-07T19:59:24Z")
The night was sultry. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/122 "2018-04-07T21:21:23Z")
Yep, I bought it for a sum that was paltry. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/123 "2018-04-08T00:06:46Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > It’s wet and windy and cloudy and cold. Yes, this winter is getting real old. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/124 "2018-04-08T00:57:15Z")
A island vacation!!? I’m sold!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/125 "2018-04-08T01:59:50Z")
Has anyone heard a spring songbird today? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/126 "2018-04-08T03:10:45Z")
Nope, all my local birds have flown away. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/127 "2018-04-08T03:58:42Z")
And we’re now getting six inches of snow. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/128 "2018-04-08T12:22:54Z")
They’re getting even more in Tupelo. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/129 "2018-04-08T14:29:08Z")
Isn’t that where they make honey? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/130 "2018-04-08T16:46:51Z")
I dont know, but it sure is sunny. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/131 "2018-04-09T03:04:59Z")
Today marks the end of our sons’ spring break ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/132 "2018-04-09T11:56:34Z")
Ours too, which is good 'cause we’ve had all we can take. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/133 "2018-04-09T12:34:34Z")
We’ve never had winter break, til this year, and it snowed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/134 "2018-04-09T14:52:25Z")
Here’s hoping for a sunny, fine spring down the road! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/135 "2018-04-09T16:58:40Z")
The pollen storms are killing my throat. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/136 "2018-04-09T17:17:05Z")
And my allergies - oy! Gotta get rid of our goat. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/137 "2018-04-09T17:29:04Z")
And now I’m bereft of feta ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/138 "2018-04-09T22:28:48Z")
Go buy some. You’ll feel betta’. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/139 "2018-04-09T22:39:31Z")
I like cheese. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/140 "2018-04-09T22:39:44Z")
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