# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1381 "2019-01-23T06:53:02Z")
Puzzles make my skin crawl. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1382 "2019-01-23T15:24:50Z")
A sad movie might make you bawl. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1383 "2019-01-24T04:56:14Z")
Puzzles and movies–what a combination. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1384 "2019-01-24T05:17:52Z")
And a sensation. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1385 "2019-01-24T15:39:23Z")
If you were drinking in a bar, you wouldn’t want to see Carry Nation. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1386 "2019-01-25T04:49:30Z")
I get my drinks at the gas station. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1387 "2019-01-25T06:24:22Z")
Gas station coffee is pretty bad. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1388 "2019-01-25T17:38:00Z")
And this yen for gas station sushi is just a fad. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1389 "2019-01-27T08:05:30Z")
Gas station sushi should be outlawed. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1390 "2019-01-28T03:43:01Z")
Nm. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1391 "2019-01-28T06:42:03Z")
It seems my New Year’s resolutions are seriously flawed. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1392 "2019-01-28T07:03:19Z")
Mine is to de-clutter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1393 "2019-01-28T17:00:25Z")
May I offer you some hot wheat toast with butter? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1394 "2019-01-29T06:09:31Z")
Oh, I would please, with blueberry jam. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1395 "2019-01-29T06:14:00Z")
My new hat is a tam. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1396 "2019-01-29T09:10:20Z")
I’m picturing a fine Scottish lassie. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1397 "2019-01-29T17:32:34Z")
I’m sure she’d look nothing like Raymond Massey. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1398 "2019-01-31T02:08:31Z")
Unless they were kin. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1399 "2019-02-05T06:53:50Z")
Rhymes a-comin’. Just say when. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/1400 "2019-02-05T07:39:36Z")
I could end with silver, purple, or orange, But that would never do. It’s hard to rhyme a word when, Possible rhymes are so few. So today, I shovelled the snow [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=71)