# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/141 "2018-04-09T22:55:38Z")
( Sorry, I thought it was rhyming couplets, it has to change to keep moving, I will only rhyme from here, if that is the rules) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/142 "2018-04-10T01:47:59Z")
Actually, I think feta and betta’ were the rhyming couplets, so Beck’s “cheese” was the start of the next one (albeit ‘I like cheese’ ain’t much of a rhyme to work with). Playing off buddah\_david’s ending with tastier: But Limburger might be even crazier ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/143 "2018-04-10T04:07:07Z")
As stinky cheeses go, it’s pretty strong ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/144 "2018-04-10T04:21:35Z")
Smells like the 20-year-old water in my bong. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/145 "2018-04-10T04:25:27Z")
That’s gotta be some unique smell. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/146 "2018-04-10T04:46:42Z")
It is a pungence that will not be quelled. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/147 "2018-04-10T05:18:29Z")
(Please, knees, bees, wheeze, sneeze, keys, lees!?!) I still like cheese, many kinds of cheese, but my favorite cheese is a Brie. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/148 "2018-04-10T05:25:16Z")
Too bad that crap ain’t free. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/149 "2018-04-10T06:13:30Z")
No votes for Cheddar? It’s my fave. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/150 "2018-04-10T13:37:16Z")
You can’t get it here, no matter how you rave: [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts) ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/151 "2018-04-10T14:14:13Z")
Didn’t check: Two Brits in a shop? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/152 "2018-04-10T15:21:09Z")
Right you are, and neither had a mop. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/153 "2018-04-10T15:27:39Z")
Think what Fred Astaire has done with that ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/154 "2018-04-10T15:34:11Z")
In tails, coat and a top hat. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/155 "2018-04-10T15:36:49Z")
With Ginger Rogers along for some brie ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/156 "2018-04-10T16:10:21Z")
And maybe a little tea? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/157 "2018-04-10T16:52:32Z")
Maybe Astaire would’ve liked some Stilton ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/158 "2018-04-10T17:26:49Z")
Maybe they’ll be joined by Paris Hilton ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/159 "2018-04-10T18:08:20Z")
A bit of Roquefort would taste good right now ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/160 "2018-04-10T19:16:31Z")
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