# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/161 "2018-04-10T19:27:36Z")
All this cheese talk makes me want fondue. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/162 "2018-04-10T19:35:06Z")
All I have is nacho cheese…will that do? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/163 "2018-04-10T20:47:42Z")
I like Parmesan cheese with spaghetti ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/164 "2018-04-10T20:52:23Z")
With the Parmesan sprinkled like confetti? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/165 "2018-04-10T20:55:13Z")
It’s a real Eye-talian meal, if you add a cut up weenie! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/166 "2018-04-10T20:56:18Z")
Now be nice Beck; don’t be a meanie. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/167 "2018-04-10T23:44:30Z")
The Swiss cheese, yes, it has some holes, ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/168 "2018-04-10T23:46:21Z")
It makes it easier when you feed the trolls. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/169 "2018-04-11T02:20:47Z")
I thought trolls only ate Billy Goats Gruff? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/170 "2018-04-11T02:42:15Z")
Boy, I bet that guy was tough! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/171 "2018-04-11T04:07:55Z")
Perhaps a bit of Camembert ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/172 "2018-04-11T19:04:29Z")
On some crusty bread, and a pear… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/173 "2018-04-12T03:22:15Z")
There is no better bread than Rye ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/174 "2018-04-12T03:25:02Z")
Pshaw! Pumpernickel, says I! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/175 "2018-04-12T03:25:03Z")
You serve rye without corned beef, I’m gonna say “bye”! ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/176 "2018-04-12T03:30:59Z")
I spent my day planning gardening tasks. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/177 "2018-04-12T04:43:06Z")
I’d prefer to tap some casks ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/178 "2018-04-12T05:06:24Z")
I’m just thankful that Spring is here. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/179 "2018-04-12T05:16:57Z")
(Spring is the housemaid that brings me my beer.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/180 "2018-04-12T05:44:10Z")
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