# How will you spend the evening of Valentine's Day?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 12, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656 "2017-02-12T17:29:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/81 "2017-02-15T02:05:50Z")

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> [@Miss\_Mapp](#):
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> I didn’t do anything especially Valentiny today except for buy a marked-down, big heart-shaped box full of dark chocolates when I was picking up a prescription on the way home. I don’t usually buy marked-down chocolates until the 15th or 16th, but there they were.

I think I’ll do that tomorrow. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/82 "2017-02-15T02:08:56Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Interesting. Some details about the food, please. What’s good there? What are you going to order?
> 
> And while you’re eating it, do **NOT** think of me at home alone drinking a gallon of colonoscopy prep solution. 🙂

It didn’t work out. Place is super romantic, over booked, “here’s your money back” etc, etc. So, marinated a London Broil in a plastic bag all day, gave her the card & chocolates here, and that’s that.

Actually, I feel badly for the people that did go:

24° F, Windy. They must be Freezing Their ASSES off…

Yes, I feel badly for you, but in that cold you wouldn’t be squirting. You’d be dropping Duraflames…  
Don’t laugh…! You’ll lose another 2 pounds…

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/83 "2017-02-15T02:59:28Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> It didn’t work out. Place is super romantic, over booked, “here’s your money back” etc, etc. So, marinated a London Broil in a plastic bag all day, gave her the card & chocolates here, and that’s that.
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> Actually, I feel badly for the people that did go:
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> 24° F, Windy. They must be Freezing Their ASSES off…
> 
> Yes, I feel badly for you, but in that cold you wouldn’t be squirting. You’d be dropping Duraflames…  
> Don’t laugh…! You’ll lose another 2 pounds…

😃

Well, go there soon and come back and tell us about the food.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/84 "2017-02-15T04:58:30Z")

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Watching my Penguins beat the Canucks (a shut-out!), and seeing Sidney Crosby get his 999th point (1 more to go!) Yeah!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/85 "2017-02-15T05:16:51Z")

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My very sick husband is still very sick, but he did wish me a happy Valentine’s and told me (for the bajillionth time) that he loves me.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/86 "2017-02-15T10:44:30Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> My very sick husband is still very sick, but he did wish me a happy Valentine’s and told me (for the bajillionth time) that he loves me.

(((Hugs)))

This reminded me of Valentine’s Day, 1991 (can that really be 26 years ago? :eek: ). My husband was still on dialysis; he didn’t get the kidney transplant until the following August. I hired a women’s barbershop group called the Sweet Adelines to go to the dialysis place and sing to him while he was hooked up. They sang “Let Me Call You Sweetheart.” Talk about a captive audience! There were probably a dozen other patients there, along with the techs, and my husband’s nephrologist. To say the room went wild would be an understatement. 🙂 It was one of those Great Moments, ya know?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/87 "2017-02-15T12:16:58Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Well, since ThelmaLou made it a bit of a challenge…
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> I’ll be home taking care of my very sick husband, doing things like draining urine collection bags and tending nephrostomy tubes. With luck, though, we will avoid the chemotherapy-induced explosive diarrhea that particular night.

_That_ is what true love is. No sarcasm.

As for me, Mom and I went to Huddle House for dinner, McDonald’s for WiFi and tea, and then went to Walmart to get some milk.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/88 "2017-02-15T13:09:16Z")

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Got home from work. Exchanged Valentines Day cards. Ate leftovers for dinner. Went to parent-teacher conferences and learned about our son’s misdeeds. Go home. Son injures hand in a fit of rage. Go to hospital. Get home from hospital. Go to bed.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/89 "2017-02-15T13:11:43Z")

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> [@Cardigan](#):
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> Got home from work. Exchanged Valentines Day cards. Ate leftovers for dinner. Went to parent-teacher conferences and learned about our son’s misdeeds. Go home. Son injures hand in a fit of rage. Go to hospital. Get home from hospital. Go to bed.

Yeah. About like that except our call was from a bail bondsman. We didn’t take the call.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/90 "2017-02-15T13:59:02Z")

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Had drinks and snacks at a reception hosted by the French Ambassador. No [Ferrero Rocher](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7gAxsfK5U) was in evidence.

Did see two guys get knighted, though. Well, made [Chevaliers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordre_des_Arts_et_des_Lettres), same-same.

Overall, a good time.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/91 "2017-02-15T14:30:22Z")

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Took bus from work to library. Spent time on-line, took three books from the FREE shelf (Happy V-day!). Got McD’s coffee, walked home, had grilled cheese and tomato sammich and coffee yoghurt. TV, reading, hot tea and radio news, shower and bed.

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**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/92 "2017-02-15T18:41:19Z")

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Took the night off of work, when wife got home from daughter at dentist, told her to pack an overnight bag. Met #2 son’s 1st ever GF. Stopped at store for picnic lunch. Went to [B&B](http://astorhouse.com/) and had the place to ourselves. Came home this morning in time for her to get to work.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-will-you-spend-the-evening-of-valentines-day/779656/93 "2017-02-15T20:28:04Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Great news! It’s not the third Tuesday of the month. I get to just go home and watched Chopped.

Well, that worked out. My friends and I always go to the Silver Diner in Rockville when I visit, and the owner/chef won Chopped! Woo hoo!

Then on @midnight, the hashtag war was “My love life in five words”. They had a real-life couple who met on-line making hashtag war jokes.

She says “Pull down my Spanx, cowboy” and he is asked, can you top that? “I think I can: ‘Emily, will you marry me?’”

AAAAWWWW!

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