Can everyone agree that the “roving bands of warlords” scenario is, in fact, exactly how governments were actually established in history?
And that in order to defend yourself against these very real bands of warriors, your family, or tribe, or village, or collection of villages, was obligated to gather together, either as part time volunteers or full-time specialists, their bands of warriors?
And the trouble is, once you’ve created a band of warriors for defense, then to the guys over in the next village, you’re exactly the same as any other band of warriors? And that, in fact, there wasn’t any such distinction between bands of warriors organized for defense against bandits, and bands of warriors organized to wander over to the neighboring area and engage in banditry?
And so, the people who the warriors agreed to obey were the government of that place. It doesn’t matter why the warriors agreed to listen to which people. Only that, if you have a system where a person or group of people make a decision, and the warriors agree, then you have a government. It could be that warriors agree to follow the toughest warriors, or the cleverest, or the ones who are skilled in understanding the supernatural, or the ones from the right family, or the ones voted for by the community. These are all governments.
Now, why in the world would a particular warrior agree to do what some other person asked? Simply because a lone warrior can be defeated a tougher warrior, but two weaker warriors can defeat one warrior. And ten can defeat five. And five well trained motivated guys can defeat ten confused amatuers. And this is why gangs exist. Gangs are nothing more than simple governments arising spontaneously in places and times where other governments are weak. They exist for the exact same reasons that the earliest tribes from prehistory existed, a group of fighters is stronger than a single fighter. The toughest tough guy by himself is a nobody who won’t survive long. Unless he’s got buddies of one kind or another to back him up, he’s literally dead.
So take for example, Kowloon Walled City. Here was a place supposedly outside any government jurisdiction. Hong Kong didn’t claim it, the People’s Republic of China didn’t claim it. You could do anything you wanted there. No cops, no judges, no building inspectors. An anarchist paradise. Except of course, that Kowloon Walled City was controlled by the triads, and you could not work there or live there or enter there without their permission. If they didn’t want you there, they could just kill you, and no outside government would do anything about it. So does that mean Kowloon Walled City had no government? Or that it was government by the gang, in exactly the same way, by the same methods, and for the same purposes that Sumerian villages would be governed?
As for the contention that government is an illusion, well, sure. All there really is are people who believe certain things and act in certain ways. There is not literally such a thing as “The United States of America”, it really does exist only in our own heads. If you want to argue that means that we really do live in anarchy, and government is an illusion, well, OK. But how exactly is this useful?
If you think that lots of things that we currently label as “governmental functions” don’t have to be labeled that way, and that most people don’t refrain from killing and eating their neighbors only because they’re afraid of the cops, then sure. If you want to argue that order can arise spontaneously out of simple mutually agreed-upon mutually beneficial rules and we don’t constantly need a third party to enforce agreements, then sure.
99.9% of the time people go about their lives engaging in voluntary non-zero-sum behavior and have no need of a “government”. The trouble comes when we have disagreements. You farmed on “my” land, and I’m angry. I tell you to stop. You say it’s “your” land, not “mine”, and tell me to make you stop. Now what? In a system of efficient government, it is not neccesary for me to go get my sword, or collect my buddies, or find the cops, or for you to get your sword, or collect your buddies, or find the cops. Because even though we disagree, we already know how the dispute will end. Either I’m tougher and will win the sword-fight, or you’ve got more buddies and so my gang will lose, or the cops will side with me because I’m in their tribe, or the cops will side with you because the exact boundaries were written down on a piece of paper at the courthouse.
Even in situations where no swords or gangs or cops were actually employed, and thus the dispute was resolved without actual violence, the presence of violence was still there, lurking in the background. It might be so far in the background that neither of us is consciously aware of it. But without the cops believing that what is written on a particular piece of paper is important, then we’d be back to gangs, and without gangs we’d be back to swords, and without swords we’d be back to fists.
The cops don’t need to be full-time professional cops, hey, we could have neighborhood watches and citizen’s tribunals, and then we wouldn’t have to label all this “government”. Except neighborhood watches and citizen’s tribunals leads to shitty governance, even if we don’t want to label it governance. That sort of governence is a lot closer to the gang of warriors model.
I happen to think that the model we employ in modern liberal democracies leads to the sort of society that I personally find the most appealing. Maybe other people prefer life under a totalitarian dictatorship, or a feudal monarchy, or a chaotic system of gang warlords. Probably the only other system of political organization that I would have found more congenial, if only I had been born into it, would be living as a hunter-gatherer in a period of low population density. But of course, that is impossible nowadays.
And so, to change our political system, I find absolutely no appeal to the idea of tossing out our existing socio-politico-economic system in favor of something else. If you want to argue for the gradual supplantation of existing sorts of organizations with what you call “anarchist” methods of governence, well, we can compare how well they work vs how well existing methods work. And your aesthetic judgement of “how well” doesn’t count any more than mine, or Rick Santorum’s.
If I have to be extensively retrained to appreciate sitting at endless comittee meetings until we reach consensus, then I’m afraid that’s never going to happen. I’d rather have some asshole statist make a decision, and then we can either yell at them or support them, but at least I don’t have to waste years of my life listening to fuckheads blathering about nothing. The anarchist methods for achieving consensus, as they actually exist when employed in real life, seem to me to be literally hellish.