# How would I get you to take off your clothes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672 "2009-04-20T00:32:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/1 "2009-04-20T00:32:57Z")
Is there any way I’d be able to get you to do this? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/2 "2009-04-20T00:34:43Z")
What makes you think I have any on? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/3 "2009-04-20T00:47:15Z")
If you’re male, light them on fire. If you’re female, say please. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/4 "2009-04-20T00:50:59Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > If you’re female, say please. Corollary: If you’re female and attractive, you don’t even need to say please. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/5 "2009-04-20T00:52:13Z")
Good luck with that. \ ---
**Author:** ![Convict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Convict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Convict)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/6 "2009-04-20T00:55:10Z")
Just ask… Okay, they’re off. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/7 "2009-04-20T01:04:29Z")
“The doctor will be seeing you shortly. Please undress and put on this flimsy paper gown thing. Thank you.” ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/8 "2009-04-20T01:08:48Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Corollary: If you’re female and attractive, you don’t even need to say please. This. :o ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/9 "2009-04-20T01:10:50Z")
Depends on the day. Most days, you wouldn’t have to say anything. Since I work from home, undies are the Uniform of the Day. ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/10 "2009-04-20T02:41:17Z")
Ask to see all of my tattoos. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/11 "2009-04-20T02:55:43Z")
Tell me it’s time for bed, I’ll probably get around to it… ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/12 "2009-04-20T02:59:48Z")
Offer me a hot bath in an old fashioned, very deep and wide claw footed tub with Jasmine oil sea salt? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/13 "2009-04-20T03:03:36Z")
Are you cute, and preferably male? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/14 "2009-04-20T03:05:29Z")
Well, if you would just have a cam set up when I get home from work, you’d see a bit of a strip tease. Off with the shoes! Empty all pockets in the kitchen! Head to the bedroom. Off with the pants. Hang them up if not too wrinkly. Off with the shirt! Put in hamper. Off with the bra! Yes, praise Jesus!!! Off with the undies. TMI alert… take a pee. 😉 Off with the jewelry. Turn on the ceiling fan, and lie on the bed and get attacked by two dogs who are _very_ happy to see Mommy. Put on boxers. Put on tank top. Off to the kitchen to fix a drink and think about dinner. Let the dogs out. The above is the first 15 minutes of my arrival home. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/15 "2009-04-20T03:16:50Z")
It would probably take some work… Frankly, I am not a fan of my body, and not too keen to show it to anyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/16 "2009-04-20T03:44:20Z")
Done. Then I put them back on again. No thrills were had by anyone. ---
**Author:** ![FrustratedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@FrustratedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrustratedIdiot)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/17 "2009-04-20T04:34:08Z")
Male or female, just ask. I’m liberal with the nudity–I’ve worked hard for my body; I feel like showing it off. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/18 "2009-04-20T04:34:46Z")
Just ask. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/19 "2009-04-20T07:05:16Z")
If I’m at home, I’m wearing a pair of panties, a pair of glasses, and a pair of flipflops, unless it’s chilly. Then I put on a nightie. The trick isn’t to get me to take my clothes OFF. It’s persuading me to put them on. When I visit my folks, I have a terrible time because I have to stay dressed. I’ve mentioned to them that I usually don’t wear clothes at my house, but so far, they have not indicated that nudity (or mostly nudity) would be welcomed in their house. ---
**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/20 "2009-04-20T08:38:34Z")
I’d probably remove my clothing if you peed on me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672.md?page=2)