# How would I get you to take off your clothes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672 "2009-04-20T00:32:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/21 "2009-04-20T12:10:52Z")
Just tell me that Hugh Laurie would like me to join him in the shower. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/22 "2009-04-20T12:25:31Z")
> [@Algorithm](#): > > I’d probably remove my clothing if you peed on me. _Probably_?! There wouldn’t be no probably about it for me. Other than that, just about any reasonably attractive (and my standards for that are pretty loose) female would just have to ask. Taking her own off while she’s asking would probably speed up the process. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/23 "2009-04-20T12:39:32Z")
> [@Stauderhorse](#): > > Just tell me that Hugh Laurie would like me to join him in the shower. And here I was getting ready to post “no effing way” but you found a way. Never say never. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/24 "2009-04-20T13:10:38Z")
> [@Stauderhorse](#): > > Just tell me that Hugh Laurie would like me to join him in the shower. Jude Law. Or just pay me - I’m sure we can come to an arrangement. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/25 "2009-04-20T13:19:11Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > If I’m at home, I’m wearing a pair of panties, a pair of glasses, and a pair of flipflops, unless it’s chilly. Then I put on a nightie. The trick isn’t to get me to take my clothes OFF. It’s persuading me to put them on. > > When I visit my folks, I have a terrible time because I have to stay dressed. I’ve mentioned to them that I usually don’t wear clothes at my house, but so far, they have not indicated that nudity (or mostly nudity) would be welcomed in their house. If they did, would you feel uncomfortable like that in front of your clothed parents? I’m all for nudity and near-nudity, but it doesn’t belong in the same sentence as “my parents”, much less in the same room. As for the OP, if it was just the two of us in a room and you were trying to get my clothes off, it wouldn’t happen unless you had a weapon. Or a medical license. But if you’re asking how inclined I am to get naked, it’s my preferred status at home. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/26 "2009-04-20T16:58:13Z")
I don’t think I ever ripped my blouse off faster than when a bee flew down the back of my neck. I had it ripped out of my pants waist and yanked off over my head (popped buttons flying everywhere) in about .5 seconds flat. And this was parked in my office’s parking lot where any passing person could get an eyeful. No, the bee didn’t sting me. But I could feel it buzzing and crawling around my boobs. ::shudder:: ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/27 "2009-04-20T16:59:35Z")
My wife can do it with just a sly smile, under the right circumstances. If you’re female and attractive, I might be tempted, but my marital vows would restrain me. If otherwise, pretty much impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/28 "2009-04-20T17:12:14Z")
> [@FrustratedIdiot](#): > > Male or female, just ask. I’m liberal with the nudity–I’ve worked hard for my body; I feel like showing it off. I’d like to see. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/29 "2009-04-20T17:21:19Z")
Six martinis. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/30 "2009-04-20T17:44:15Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > “The doctor will be seeing you shortly. Please undress and put on this flimsy paper gown thing. Thank you.” And whatever you do, try not to back into that cold doorknob.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/31 "2009-04-21T08:31:30Z")
If you’re female you’d have to be my doctor. If you’re male you’d have to wait until the wedding night. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/32 "2009-04-21T09:29:33Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > If they did, would you feel uncomfortable like that in front of your clothed parents? I’m all for nudity and near-nudity, but it doesn’t belong in the same sentence as “my parents”, much less in the same room. > > As for the OP, if it was just the two of us in a room and you were trying to get my clothes off, it wouldn’t happen unless you had a weapon. Or a medical license. But if you’re asking how inclined I am to get naked, it’s my preferred status at home. I’d probably be OK with it. As it is, I’m quite uncomfortable in their house for the simple reason that I’m wearing clothing. I am constantly telling myself that I MUST NOT remove my clothes. Every couple of hours, I have to retreat to my bedroom and remove my clothes and let the fan play over my body in the summer. Even in the winter, I find the house to be a bit overheated. Oddly enough, I have no problem staying clothed when I’m out in public, probably because most restaurants and homes have a lower summertime temp than my parents’ house does. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/33 "2009-04-21T22:34:13Z")
Lots of money. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/34 "2009-04-21T23:32:18Z")
“There’s a spider on you.” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/35 "2009-04-22T00:08:31Z")
Well, it all depends on the circumstances. If I’m already shirtless (and that season is coming up) just ask me to do my NO PANTS DANCE! I mean, you can’t do a NO PANTS DANCE! with pants on, although a shirt, jacket, or even a robe would be okay. If I do have a shirt on, you’d have to… I dunno, tell me we’re gonna re-enact the Battle of Gettysburg, only if they were all naked? Convince me that it’s International Everyone Being Naked Day\*? Use some kind of space-age ray gun to turn my clothes into chipmunks? Tell me that if I don’t get naked right now you’ll release hundreds of motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane? Something like one of those things would probably work. Of course, if you’re a moderately hot chick you could just ask. I’d be happy to you the goods. \*Note: you’d have to be naked to pull this off. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/36 "2009-04-22T01:35:38Z")
Tell me I get to have time in the steam room, a cup of tea, a full body massage, a shower and hair wash, then time in the relaxation room. I take off my clothes for the folks at the spa. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/37 "2009-04-22T10:00:42Z")
> [@Creaky](#): > > Lots of money. Give me a ballpark figure. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/38 "2009-04-22T13:09:40Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > Give me a ballpark figure. 🙂 Dude, I so love you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/39 "2009-04-22T13:39:47Z")
Tell me you don’t believe in monsters. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/40 "2009-04-22T13:46:38Z")
> [@teela\_brown](#): > > I don’t think I ever ripped my blouse off faster than when a bee flew down the back of my neck. I had it ripped out of my pants waist and yanked off over my head (popped buttons flying everywhere) in about .5 seconds flat. And this was parked in my office’s parking lot where any passing person could get an eyeful. That’s what I came in to say. Drop a bug down my shirt and I’ll be topless almost instantly. Get it off get it off get it OFF!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672.md?page=3)