# How would I get you to take off your clothes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672 "2009-04-20T00:32:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/41 "2009-04-22T13:49:13Z")
Be a female I would like to see in a similarly unclothed state and be willing to play with me and my girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/42 "2009-04-22T14:26:34Z")
Easy, just give me some privacy and $100.00. Sans the privacy you’d have to devote a good six months to getting to know me and letting me get to know you in a sincere and caring relationship. And be male, 'cause that’s just how I roll. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/43 "2009-04-22T14:33:13Z")
> [@Algorithm](#): > > I’d probably remove my clothing if you peed on me. Before or after? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/44 "2009-04-22T15:53:18Z")
In order of preference: 1. Tell me to in a deep, threatening voice 2. Pay me 3. (Hmm, can’t work a Hi, Opal! joke in to this one) Almost any other method. I may be overweight but I’ll get naked at almost the drop of a hat. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/45 "2009-04-22T16:39:33Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Before or after? Ya’. There’s websites devoted to this stuff. So I hear… ---
**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/46 "2009-04-22T18:06:55Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > That’s what I came in to say. Drop a bug down my shirt and I’ll be topless almost instantly. > > Get it off get it off get it OFF!!! At what age does this behavior occur? When I put bugs down girls’ blouses in grade school, all they did was run around in circles screaming. I’d have tried it in high school if I had known there was going to be a pay off. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/47 "2009-04-22T18:32:11Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > It would probably take some work… > > Frankly, I am not a fan of my body, and not too keen to show it to anyone else. Same here. I do strip almost all the way down when I come home from work, but realize I never get completely naked except with my morning shower. And no one’s around to see any of that. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/48 "2009-04-22T18:46:12Z")
I’ll get naked pretty easily, as long as I don’t feel threatened and it’s appropriate to the situation. (e.g., a party at a friend’s house –OK; a bar –not OK) Suggesting a game of strip-whatever is always a good plan. Games and nudity?!? Count me in! ---
**Author:** ![Dusty\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba8739/32.png) [@Dusty\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dusty_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/49 "2009-04-23T00:59:21Z")
Just ask- I love being nekkid! Now, for anyone else that has to look at my naked ass? Their problem entirely. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/50 "2009-04-23T04:09:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Easy, just give me some privacy and $100.00. Sans the privacy you’d have to devote a good six months to getting to know me and letting me get to know you in a sincere and caring relationship. And be male, 'cause that’s just how I roll. If I’m reading this right, you’re saying that even after all this, I’m still going to need the hundred bucks. And quite frankly, that’s going to put a wrench in the relationship. ---
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/51 "2009-04-23T05:33:04Z")
Tell me I can leave my hat on. ---
**Author:** ![FrustratedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@FrustratedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrustratedIdiot)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/52 "2009-04-23T17:03:04Z")
> [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](#): > > I’d like to see. You’ve got mail! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/53 "2009-04-23T17:44:02Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > If I’m reading this right, you’re saying that even after all this, I’m still going to need the hundred bucks. And quite frankly, that’s going to put a wrench in the relationship. No, that would be “Sans the privacy you’re _ **also** _ going to need. . .” ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672/54 "2009-04-23T18:50:38Z")
Meh, I don’t know that **asking** me to do it would work. That’s just strange. But I’m not really modest at all. I don’t really care if someone sees me naked because I know that they’re not actually **trying** to see me naked. I’m far past the point where anyone would really want to see me sans clothing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-i-get-you-to-take-off-your-clothes/493672.md?page=2)