# How would the Zombie Apocalypse change your Show? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 13, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829 "2008-06-13T17:19:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/41 "2008-06-15T19:40:33Z")
_Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern_ is pretty much the same except that absolutely everything is brains instead of just occasional brains. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/42 "2008-06-15T20:20:30Z")
What’s all this nonsense about brains? Zombies eat the soft parts of people; can you imagine how hard it would be to bite through a human skull? Impossible, really. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/43 "2008-06-15T22:43:52Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis] How about Undeadwood, anyone? [/QUOTE] you should see your physician for an erection lasting more than 4 hours, don’t you watch the commercials? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/44 "2008-06-15T22:47:05Z")
ok, so I don’t watch tv and don’t have a favorite show, but I’m seeing a lot of potential for **Z-friends** and **Zex in the City** ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/45 "2008-06-15T22:48:12Z")
[QUOTE=Green Bean] _ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL…INCOMING ZOMBIES_ Radar goes to the filing cabinet to get the zombie invasion contingency plan, filed under S for “Stuff I hope I never have to use.” [/QUOTE] Our squadron has a “Zombie Attack Evacuation Plan” posted in the CQ office. 😃 Just thought I’d share. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/46 "2008-06-15T23:50:57Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] What’s all this nonsense about brains? Zombies eat the soft parts of people; can you imagine how hard it would be to bite through a human skull? Impossible, really. [/QUOTE] Zombies that eat brains are funnier than real zombies. Of course real zombies don’t eat brains, thats just silly. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/47 "2008-06-16T01:37:10Z")
[QUOTE=Raguleader] Our squadron has a “Zombie Attack Evacuation Plan” posted in the CQ office. 😃 Just thought I’d share. 🆒 [/QUOTE] Like you can get away with posting _just_ that much. Details, man! ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/48 "2008-06-16T03:08:08Z")
[QUOTE=Ranchoth] Like you can get away with posting _just_ that much. Details, man! [/QUOTE] I haven’t looked at it, but from what I’ve been told, it included alerting the sergeants and the Commander, passing word to the Airman leaders (flight leaders, bay chiefs, squad leaders, and then to the individual squads), and then basically everyone taking shelter and accounting for everyone until relief comes. It’s actually a pretty straightforward plan based on our existing disaster/attack preparedness plans. Supposedly they got the Commander to sign off on it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/49 "2008-06-16T03:26:56Z")
CSI might have to change it’s theme songs to, say, _“Time of The Season”_, _“She’s Not There”_ and _“Tell Her No”_. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829/50 "2008-06-16T14:30:44Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis] How about Undeadwood, anyone? [/QUOTE] Braaains … braaains … cocksucker … braaaaaains … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-the-zombie-apocalypse-change-your-show/452829.md?page=2)