# How would this headline make you feel: "Trump proposes fixing social security by investing trust fund in $Trump coin?"

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
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**Created:** [January 19, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-this-headline-make-you-feel-trump-proposes-fixing-social-security-by-investing-trust-fund-in-trump-coin/1013137 "2025-01-19T18:16:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-this-headline-make-you-feel-trump-proposes-fixing-social-security-by-investing-trust-fund-in-trump-coin/1013137/21 "2025-02-14T03:39:02Z")

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Well then, I’d guess that the Thieving Orange SOB would be stealing all of it.

I’m not allowed to express any unfortunate feelings towards him. The new head of the FBI is looking for both people and message boards where that happens.

Personally, I’d love to fix Rump so that he was no longer president of the USA… but I’m just one citizen. I just don’t have that much power.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-this-headline-make-you-feel-trump-proposes-fixing-social-security-by-investing-trust-fund-in-trump-coin/1013137/22 "2025-02-14T03:43:27Z")

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And then we get President Vance.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-this-headline-make-you-feel-trump-proposes-fixing-social-security-by-investing-trust-fund-in-trump-coin/1013137/23 "2025-02-14T03:47:04Z")

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I know that it’s none of my business… but aren’t beards flammable…?  
( National Defense )

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-this-headline-make-you-feel-trump-proposes-fixing-social-security-by-investing-trust-fund-in-trump-coin/1013137/24 "2025-02-14T13:28:40Z")

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“How would this headline make you feel?”

Is “Horrified but unsurprised” a feeling?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-this-headline-make-you-feel-trump-proposes-fixing-social-security-by-investing-trust-fund-in-trump-coin/1013137/25 "2025-02-14T22:01:19Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> Is “Horrified but unsurprised” a feeling?

Every time I fart and end up shitting my pants, Baby!

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