# How would you abuse god-like powers?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-abuse-god-like-powers/161466>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 14, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-abuse-god-like-powers/161466 "2003-03-14T23:59:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-abuse-god-like-powers/161466/81 "2003-03-19T02:04:38Z")

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Well, first, I’d pinch his bum, leer at him, and then ask rhetorically, “Hey, baby, do I make you _horny?_” Then I’d…

Oh, wait.

Never mind.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-abuse-god-like-powers/161466/82 "2003-03-19T02:05:16Z")

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I would make it so girls and women would have just as intense and urgent a sex drive as boys and men have now.

The drawback is that nobody would ever get any work done.

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**Author:** ![IThinkNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ce73a5/32.png) [@IThinkNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IThinkNot)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-abuse-god-like-powers/161466/83 "2003-03-19T03:08:47Z")

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Ah… what a trip. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

\<laugh\>

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**Author:** ![AvidReader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@AvidReader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AvidReader)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-abuse-god-like-powers/161466/84 "2003-03-19T04:20:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DeVena \*  
> \*\*Give George Bush a Brain… \*\*

**Damn** You beat me to it. But I’m going to say it again anyway!!!

**Give George Bush a Brain.**

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