# How would you change the human body?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 15, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-change-the-human-body/510116 "2009-09-15T00:33:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-change-the-human-body/510116/81 "2009-09-17T23:33:26Z")

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> [@akira5822](#):
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> I want a prehensile tail, so i can scratch my own back. 😛

We all know what you _really_ want to do with that prehensile tail.:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-change-the-human-body/510116/82 "2009-09-18T00:19:24Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> We all know what you _really_ want to do with that prehensile tail.:dubious:

Now we gently slide into a discussion of _Venus on the Half Shell_.

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**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-change-the-human-body/510116/83 "2009-09-18T22:51:46Z")

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No, Really i would scratch my back… really 😛

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