# How would you describe Bjork? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 8, 2005, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507 "2005-03-08T05:43:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/41 "2005-07-13T13:28:17Z")
> [@singular1](#): > > Actually, it appears that she has pjorked out a bit, judging from a picture in one of those gossip rags I read in a doctors’ office (US Weekly, I think). They had a picture from the Live 8 performance, and she was wearing a butterfly caftan with her hands on her hips, and looked surprisingly wide. Face was a bit puffy, too. Sorry, I can’t find it online, but someone with better Google skills might be better at finding it than me. I think it was just the caftan…[pics](http://savingface.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=4352&view=findpost&p=771956) ---
**Author:** ![phoebo32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@phoebo32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phoebo32)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/42 "2005-07-13T19:38:32Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Idonno. I just wanted a word that started with “bj…”. Hehe, thats allright then. I guess I’m a little bjemused. _slaps head_ ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/43 "2005-07-13T19:42:24Z")
> [@psycat90](#): > > [Fiesty](http://www.muchosucko.com/video-evilbitch.html) Bloody hell!!! I don’t think _I_ want her to marry me anymore. Now I believe that she bit **Miller** ’s sister. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/44 "2005-07-13T19:51:25Z")
Not so much anymore, but in the past I would liked to have pjorked her. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/45 "2005-07-13T20:06:32Z")
…From the pictures linked to, my one word for this woman is _variable_. No, really. She can go from “ethereal beauty” to “OMGWTF”, from “generic anime elf” to “the villainess from Chinese Ghost Story”, merely on the basis of a few outfits and some outrageous makeup. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/46 "2005-07-13T20:32:07Z")
Bjork’s vocals: Melodious Puberty. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/47 "2005-07-14T00:20:39Z")
Is this a Bjoke? 😛😛😛 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/48 "2005-07-14T18:30:15Z")
An inflatable troll love doll. ---
**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/49 "2005-07-14T20:59:24Z")
Kind of a combination of Kate Bush, Cindi Lauper, Yoko Ono, and an Ewok. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/50 "2005-07-21T14:27:53Z")
How would you describe Bjork? A total djork… ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507/51 "2005-07-21T15:23:39Z")
Based on [this](http://www.muchosucko.com/video-evilbitch.html), she’s also a total bjerk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-bjork/293507.md?page=2)