# How would you describe the Doper above you to a RL friend **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 17, 2011, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918 "2011-01-17T07:10:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/21 "2011-01-18T02:02:44Z")
Public defender\*, football fanatic, exceptionally witty person, has quite a nice house and one of the cutest kids I’ve seen outside of my own. \*And now that I really think about it, it just occured to me that I can’t say this for certain – she might be on the opposite side, in the D.A.'s office. I’m right on the others, though. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/22 "2011-01-18T02:06:01Z")
Sheep f – ah… Lives in an awesome house, has adorable family, seems like a rockin’ guy. Probably keeps his computer very secure too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/23 "2011-01-18T02:45:21Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > Public defender\*, football fanatic, exceptionally witty person, has quite a nice house and one of the cutest kids I’ve seen outside of my own. > > \*And now that I really think about it, it just occured to me that I can’t say this for certain – she might be on the opposite side, in the D.A.'s office. I’m right on the others, though. Nope, PD was right. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/24 "2011-01-18T03:29:23Z")
Is a plumber. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/25 "2011-01-18T13:40:15Z")
> [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](#): > > Lives in an awesome house, Used to…we moved back to our hometown to be closer to family, and now live in a condo. And thanks for showing a _little_ restraint. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/26 "2011-01-18T13:45:32Z")
That dude with the real cute little girl who’s almost as much of a smartass as I am (the little girl, not the dude). ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/27 "2011-01-18T13:54:44Z")
Really interesting Spanish chick. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/28 "2011-01-18T13:54:52Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Has a messy bedroom (don’t ask how I know). Stores IUDs in the fridge. Keeps a low profile. > > mmm I’d like to know how you know, considering I’ve never had an IUD in my life. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/29 "2011-01-18T13:59:18Z")
Interested in other people’s education. Favors some methods of birth control over others. ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/30 "2011-01-18T14:00:50Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/31 "2011-01-18T14:10:13Z")
A nice lady who has a really good sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/32 "2011-01-18T14:14:23Z")
> [@KinkiNipponTourist](#): > > Vaguely rough-trade homosexual-sounding name, but I generally enjoy his (?) posts. Well, the homosexual part is right. 😃 ETA: Never met a resolution he/she couldn’t break. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/33 "2011-01-18T14:16:21Z")
[oog]Moved MPSIMS --\> the Game Room[/oog] **twicks** , who remembers **swampy** from the “a” thread ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/34 "2011-01-18T14:21:55Z")
Moderator crazed with power. Ha ha! I kid. \*\*twicks \*\*is alright, but a bit wedded to the “job”. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/35 "2011-01-18T14:25:09Z")
A spinner. Who possibly can’t dance. ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/36 "2011-01-18T14:48:17Z")
Does he do them, or doesn’t he - that is the question. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/37 "2011-01-18T15:35:00Z")
It’s actually only eight, but just go with it. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/38 "2011-01-18T15:38:05Z")
Weapon wielding simian. Fifteen letters. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/39 "2011-01-18T15:59:01Z")
She reminds me of my mother. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/40 "2011-01-18T16:23:41Z")
Has the weirdest stomach x-ray you’ve ever seen. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918.md?page=3)