# How would you describe the Doper above you to a RL friend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 17, 2011, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918 "2011-01-17T07:10:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/41 "2011-01-18T16:23:51Z")

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She’s a liddell character.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/42 "2011-01-18T16:53:43Z")

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Utterly incapable of letting old SDMB in-jokes go. 😉

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/43 "2011-01-18T17:04:10Z")

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[del]sex with[/del]. No, I ain’t gonna do it.

Likes to sing into his cell phone.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/44 "2011-01-18T17:05:14Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> [oog]Moved MPSIMS –\> the Game Room[/oog]
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> **twicks** , who remembers **swampy** from the “a” thread

[oog]Remembered to play – forgot to move. Done now.[/oog]

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/45 "2011-01-18T17:37:13Z")

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Nice mod who likes tap and (I think) crosswords.

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**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/46 "2011-01-18T19:25:44Z")

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Lives in Texas, has a punny dopername. Gave me a nice compliment upthread; thanx!🙂

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/47 "2011-01-18T21:32:55Z")

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Has a crush on Gerard Depardieu and likes to drink root beer through a straw _through her nose_.

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**Author:** ![Beniamino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@Beniamino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beniamino)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/48 "2011-01-18T21:44:11Z")

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Is Lord of the Dance;

Is kind to children and small animals;

Often stares longingly at inanimate metallic objects.

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/49 "2011-01-18T22:18:54Z")

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Don’t know this person.

Just joined the Dope, so I think I can be forgiven.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/50 "2011-01-18T22:34:03Z")

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You so don’t want to eat that.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/51 "2011-01-19T04:59:03Z")

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[del]A primate with a pistol.[/del] I don’t remember the context, but once he (I think _he_) said something clever and I said I’d like to join the Church of the Gun-Toting Monkey.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/52 "2011-01-19T05:36:10Z")

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Student, has a thing for ear bones, always enjoy her posts.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/53 "2011-01-19T06:21:55Z")

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caffeine addict

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/54 "2011-01-19T07:57:23Z")

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A guy in a wheelchair who doesn’t like it when people call each other retarded. He’s like the guy Randall was having an online blog battle with in _Clerks II_.

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**Author:** ![Dunkelheit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dunkelheit/32/248_2.png) [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/55 "2011-01-19T14:19:27Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Errr, not a darn thing I’m sorry to say, although I’m guessing based on the username that she is a woman. Seems to have a bit of of a thing for **TriPolar**. Likes being a little quirky as evidenced by the nose on her emoticon.

Being a bit new here, I had to check out **TriPolar’s** profile for that little tidbit of information. It’s not from personal experience. 😉 Though I’m sure he’s a fine inventor, really…

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/56 "2011-01-19T14:53:35Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> A guy in a wheelchair who doesn’t like it when people call each other retarded. He’s like the guy Randall was having an online blog battle with in _Clerks II_.

A fan of Ludwig Van, Milk Bars, and Star Wars.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/57 "2011-01-19T15:59:03Z")

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This person on an internet message board I read who tends to just play things by ear.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/58 "2011-01-19T17:25:24Z")

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Someone I didn’t know before today, and who has apparently been dead for almost sixty years.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/59 "2011-01-19T18:26:40Z")

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A talented poet, a learned fan of J.R.R. Tolkien, and a fellow fan of my favorite rock group – the Electric Light Orchestra.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-describe-the-doper-above-you-to-a-rl-friend/567918/60 "2011-01-19T18:51:05Z")

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Hey this is kenobi 65.

Yeah that’s how I do things. I’m pretty minimalist and I only introduce people now because I’ve had a few friends gt mad at me for not introducing them or not introducing someone to them.

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