# How would you die?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-die/277082>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-die/277082 "2004-11-29T03:03:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-die/277082/41 "2004-11-30T12:22:34Z")

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**Fuji** , you bastard. I went to the Y this morning to swim my laps, and all I could think of during my half-mile in the water was your post. :eek:

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-die/277082/42 "2004-11-30T13:19:53Z")

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Can I die by both at the same time? Sure, it wouldn’t be pleasant, but the physics of it would be fascinating. 😃

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**Author:** ![RACHXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e99b99/32.png) [@RACHXXX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RACHXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-die/277082/43 "2004-11-30T16:14:44Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> Why isn’t “Suffocated by naked female college cheerleaders” on the list? 😕

why isn’t suffocating naked cheerleaders on there???

:smack:

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