# How would you go about knocking off a God?

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So we’ve got a mistletoe-coated anti-tank round housing the Spear of Destiny.

We’ll lure him like Cain did, with a sacrifice of fruits and vegetables. God gets pissed when you don’t offer him blood and he’ll want to come see what’s up.

> [@Believing In God While Hating Him](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/believing-in-god-while-hating-him/537942/48):
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> Looks like it’s not too hard to thwart the will of Yahweh.
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> > [@Judges 1:19](#):
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> > The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron chariots.

And we’ll just use “iron chariots” (tanks) to defeat God’s servants on Earth. It worked for Judah’s enemies.

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